Zetterlund Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 14 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: I bet there are comments asking how much they paid for all these signs. Brits love finding out how much a waste of money things are. Make sure it's measured in relatable units too, eg "enough to pay for 25 NHS nurses". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 48 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: Make sure it's measured in relatable units too, eg "enough to pay for 25 NHS nurses". I know the answer to that one. It’s “what is the cost of 5 agency nurses?”. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southernrover Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 (edited) On 23/07/2024 at 14:40, coprolite said: Bloody liberal nanny state. Erm... I hope he licked the live rail just to prove his point, whatever it may be. A few years ago someone did snuff it just up the line from there at Vauxhall as a result of urinating on the (electrified 750v DC) third rail line. Literally a poster written in blood (or piss?) Sadly. Edit - https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/polish-tourist-killed-by-urinating-on-750volt-electric-railway-line-6895168.html Edited July 24 by southernrover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 28 minutes ago, southernrover said: A few years ago someone did snuff it just up the line from there at Vauxhall as a result of urinating on the (electrified 750v DC) third rail line. Literally a poster written in blood (or piss?) Sadly. Edit - https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/polish-tourist-killed-by-urinating-on-750volt-electric-railway-line-6895168.html I'm sure they tested the possibility of this on myth busters and concluded it wouldn't happen because the stream broke up by the time it hit the ground. Now i don't know what to believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southernrover Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 11 minutes ago, coprolite said: I'm sure they tested the possibility of this on myth busters and concluded it wouldn't happen because the stream broke up by the time it hit the ground. Now i don't know what to believe. Kind of thing scientists should be ascertaining instead of focusing on Woke climate change IMO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 2 hours ago, southernrover said: A few years ago someone did snuff it just up the line from there at Vauxhall as a result of urinating on the (electrified 750v DC) third rail line. Literally a poster written in blood (or piss?) Sadly. Edit - https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/polish-tourist-killed-by-urinating-on-750volt-electric-railway-line-6895168.html I tried to watch this but the stream wasn’t any good… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: I tried to watch this but the stream wasn’t any good… In Africa people have been infected by a bug that can swim up a urine stream when you are pissing into an infected river. Maybe they should introduce a university course on where and when to piss. Could be winner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 7 hours ago, Zetterlund said: Make sure it's measured in relatable units too, eg "enough to pay for 25 NHS nurses". Or 10 PPE gowns supplied by Michelle Mone's husband. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Pay for 25 NHS nurses to do what? The one I know is pretty broad-minded and it's only ever cost me a couple of drinks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Granny Danger Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 16 minutes ago, Freedom Farter said: He’s got a point, in the bible I read at school Jesus used to go around kicking the f**k out of blind men and beggars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 The new Moray Cup label 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 VAR is woke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 3 hours ago, Steve_Wilkos said: VAR is woke. I heard on Facebook it really stands for video against racism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 I don’t know what shit website it was on but apparently Farage is furious about the RAF being woke. I’ll summarise to save you the bother 1 RAF squadron had/has the nickname ‘Crusaders’ but they are going to stop using it. OUTRAGEOUS!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 The woke marxist globalists have banned whistling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 "James Melville" is not a real person and people who whistle in public should be killed as violently as possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 The advent of mobile phones killed whistling. If you are an arsepiece there is no longer any need to improvise a soundtrack, you can just have the real thing belting out of your headphoneless mobile at max volume. Especially on buses and in other confined areas. I'm against Capital Punishment ordinarily, but I'd make exceptions for these cretins. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 If you have a dog can you whistle on it or do you have to create it’s own soundtrack? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cheese said: The woke marxist globalists have banned whistling. La Gomera is fuking cancelled Edited August 7 by GNU_Linux 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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