hk blues Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 25 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Is there any reason we allow people to keep swords? Anyone I've met who has them is a certified weirdo. You might be onto something there - 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 2 Author Share Posted May 2 35 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Is there any reason we allow people to keep swords? Anyone I've met who has them is a certified weirdo. Yes, owning a samuri sword is up there with being a mobile DJ as being a sure fire sign of being OFTW. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 3 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Yes, owning a samuri sword is up there with being a mobile DJ as being a sure fire sign of being OFTW. Owning a bearded dragon completes the trifecta. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Ever noticed when you see these fellas with Samurai Swords they're normally wee skinny white guys with no top on and tracky bottoms? Probably watch a lot of Bruce Lee films. Very odd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 A friend of our family is a doctor, and when he was a junior in A&E in Glasgow Royal in the late 90s, he had to treat a guy who had been struck in the head with a sword. When he asked the patient "What kind of sword?", the response was "Just an ordinary sword, son" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: Yes, owning a samuri sword is up there with being a mobile DJ as being a sure fire sign of being OFTW. Worse than a samurai sword would be owning one of those £400 lightsabers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudia Gentile Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 15 hours ago, superwell87 said: Don't forget all that rapper music. Japanese swords don't kill people Samurai warriors do. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudia Gentile Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: Ever noticed when you see these fellas with Samurai Swords they're normally wee skinny white guys with no top on and tracky bottoms? Probably watch a lot of Bruce Lee films. Very odd Yup, I still remember Chic Charnley being accosted by two junkies with a pit bull in the infamous sword attack in Ruchill Park. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 2 Author Share Posted May 2 7 minutes ago, Venti said: Worse than a samurai sword would be owning one of those £400 lightsabers. What? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 2 minutes ago, ICTChris said: What? Seriously man. They go even higher than that. Here's a Kylo Ren one for £476 https://www.jedimastersabers.co.uk/product-page/kylo-ren-v2-limited-edition?srsltid=AfmBOopn4VjaBASjm5F5vsdVBa250DOFx9TyTtQfw-JvphjsKmtDo5U45hQ Fucking mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 How do you boys ken so much about the cost of geeky mantoys, hmm? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 15 minutes ago, BFTD said: How do you boys ken so much about the cost of geeky mantoys, hmm? I am a geek. However even I draw the line at a certain point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 26 minutes ago, Venti said: I am a geek. However even I draw the line at a certain point. A certain sharp point, maybe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 16 hours ago, Empty It said: I blame video games. Au contraire, I thank GTA for getting the whole 'let's go around punching / slicing up randoms in the street, or shooting up a club full of dancers with a chainsaw gun' thing out of the system. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Someone studied the blade 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 6 hours ago, The Moonster said: Is there any reason we allow people to keep swords? Anyone I've met who has them is a certified weirdo. My mate has a basket hilt claymore, it would half you in two and he's mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: My mate has a basket hilt claymore, it would half you in two and he's mental. I'm pretty sure you canna "half" someone in 3, or 4, or 2.55... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 55 minutes ago, Raidernation said: I'm pretty sure you canna "half" someone in 3, or 4, or 2.55... It's well known you can get a big half and a wee half in Scottish measurements. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: I'm pretty sure you canna "half" someone in 3, or 4, or 2.55... Depends how sharp your axe is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Depends how sharp your axe is I have a Strat, is that sharp enough? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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