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We need to define "working" class.

 

Working Class = people who have to work for a wage/salary

Middle Class = people who rely on income from a stocks portfolio/investments 

Upper Class = people for whom money is effectively meaningless (royalty, Dukes, Earls etc)

 

 

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10 hours ago, MazzyStar said:

A thread about Scottish things/places that you envisage as middle class. 

Edinburgh - No explanation needed

Isle of Arran - Holiday destination of west end weegies

Dornoch - Gentrification in the middle of nowhere

Whisky - I’ve not got the money for this shite

Partick Thistle football club - :rolleyes:

Stobo Castle - Any of these spa hotels tbh - it’s just a well know one

Working offshore 

 

6 hours ago, GordonS said:

National Trust for Scotland membership

Skiing

Owns a tux. Or tartan trousers.

Shops for clothes at House of Bruar

Paying for an English uni when you could have got a free degree in Scotland

Knows someone who can sort you a ticket for the Calcutta Cup at Twickenham

Calls the Ubiquitous Chip "the Chip".

Has private health insurance (paying for one-off conditions doesn't count)

A lot of responses just firing in a list of perceived middle class things (with some wild misses imo ha). Uniquely Scottish middle class traits (or those prevalent in your locale), and following on from these two on-point contributions:

- complementing your Waitrose shop by getting a range of cheeses from George Mewes; 

- considering Zara Gladman/West End Mum to be hilarious - quoting her;

- boasting about rarely leaving West End/South Side to go into town - only travels are outside of Glasgow;

- have a packing routine for attending "gigs" at the bandstand;

- know every Highland, Fife or Borders place worth visiting - "Elie is amazing this time of year";

- tell someone new at least once a day how great co-wheels is; (universal) 

- a holiday hat depending on the location; (universal)

 

 

 

 

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Putting clothes on your dog.

Running an Instagram account for the dog where you are pretend to be the dog #woof

Boring everyone to death with hillwalking. 

Boring everyone to death with your eternal diet.  

Drinking beer that tastes like soap. 

Tennis, Wimbledon in particular.  

Have watched every BBC drama and recommend each and every one to you. 

Would go on a 'mural trail' but also complain about graffiti. 

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1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said:

Support Queen's Park, Partick Thistle, Spartans or Montrose

Member of a golf club

Never ever take the bus, always drive

Inhabit Brewdog

Watch rugby union

Avoid buying rounds

Expert on tax dodging 

Wearing clothes that include the golf club insignia and pretending it is just casual wear.

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