What's the worst thing you've seen posted on here? (part 2)

[Big Bobo]

6 minutes ago, carpetmonster said:

DM me it then. 

After the personal abuse you gave me. Let me think about it.

[Hedgecutter]

1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said:

Was it me back when I taught and took all the children's Panini shineys in exchange for absolute jobbers because they didn't know any better?

Sounds like it, you big meanie.

Edited 2 hours ago by Hedgecutter

[welshbairn]

10 minutes ago, Big Bobo said:

I have sourced the post but it was already removed by the mods

Did you download the toddler fisting post onto your harddrive?

Anyway, I expect it was something like this.

On 23/09/2023 at 23:27, BFTD said:

Ian Watkins was about to bring down the entire globalist financial elite illuminati new world order cartel until they decided to prosecute him for raping babies.

...is exactly what he must be kicking himself for not thinking of earlier. What a mug.

 

[Big Bobo]

2 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Did you download the toddler fisting post onto your harddrive?

Anyway, I expect it was something like this.

 

No I didn't download it, I sourced it from elsewhere.

And no that is not the post.

[welshbairn]

15 minutes ago, Big Bobo said:

No I didn't download it, I sourced it from elsewhere.

And no that is not the post.

Somebody must have downloaded it, a very niche collector, definitely OFTW. Unless of course he/she just appreciated Dave's comedy and turn of phrase.

[Sergeant Wilson]

1 hour ago, welshbairn said:

F*****g could obviously create confusion, but equally I thought b****s might refer to baboons, it's easy to miscount the asterisks.

Here's a baboon. Fisting it is out of the question imo.

[carpetmonster]

2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Here's a baboon. Fisting it is out of the question imo.

Might work if you're very small and dressed as another baboon. 

[scottsdad]

5 minutes ago, carpetmonster said:

Might work if you're very small and dressed as another baboon. 

When I went to Flamingoland a few years ago, you could barely move for baboons fisting each other up the arse. Elbow deep, half of them were. 

[Sergeant Wilson]

Just now, carpetmonster said:

Might work if you're very small and dressed as another baboon. 

Are you suggesting toddlers could fist baboons? You're a strange man.

[welshbairn]

1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Are you suggesting toddlers could fist baboons? You're a strange man.

I've seen toddlers trying to fist electrical sockets and dvd players, I wouldn't put it past them.

[Sergeant Wilson]

4 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

I've seen toddlers trying to fist electrical sockets and dvd players, I wouldn't put it past them.

Less dangerous than a baboon imho. It's all theoretical of course, no right thinking person would think of such things, never mind post them on a football website.

Edited 2 hours ago by Sergeant Wilson

[carpetmonster]

10 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Are you suggesting toddlers could fist baboons? You're a strange man.

 

We had the boy try to explore Dora’s wee monkey pal Boots in his baby days, but he didn’t seem all that keen

 

Edited 2 hours ago by carpetmonster

[BFTD]

Must admit, I'm surprised it took me this long to appear here, but being a baby rapist wasn't what I was expecting  

[carpetmonster]

13 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

When I went to Flamingoland a few years ago, you could barely move for baboons fisting each other up the arse. Elbow deep, half of them were. 

Probably just for warmth. Imagine being hauled off the sultry African savanna and dumped in f**king Scarborough. Or maybe for self-preservation; if you’re already up your mate’s arse, you’re stopping one of the locals from trying it. 

Edited 2 hours ago by carpetmonster

[scottsdad]

18 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Must admit, I'm surprised it took me this long to appear here, but being a baby rapist wasn't what I was expecting  

The conversation has moved on now, Dave. 

We just need a list of which primates you are and are not willing to fist then we're all caught up. 

[welshbairn]

16 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Less dangerous than a baboon imho. It's all theoretical of course, no right thinking person would think of such things, never mind post them on a football website.

God forbid anyone digs up your tales of widows bereavement therapy.

[carpetmonster]

Just now, welshbairn said:

God forbid anyone digs up your tales of widows bereavement therapy.

They're worse than 'no, don't you worry darling, I'll eat all this steak pie off the purvey for you. You'll be needing to slim down a bit if you want a new man'?

[BFTD]

1 minute ago, scottsdad said:

The conversation has moved on now, Dave. 

We just need a list of which primates you are and are not willing to fist then we're all caught up. 

I dunno, fisting's always looked kinda painful to me. I've never disliked a monkey enough to abuse them in such a manner.

According to a mate, fisting was made illegal in UK pornography about a decade ago. Unsure about how this would affect further research in the matter.

[carpetmonster]

2 minutes ago, BFTD said:

I dunno, fisting's always looked kinda painful to me. I've never disliked a monkey enough to abuse them in such a manner.

According to a mate, fisting was made illegal in UK pornography about a decade ago. Unsure about how this would affect further research in the matter.

I think you're OK for choking fetishes with them tho

[Sergeant Wilson]

11 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

God forbid anyone digs up your tales of widows bereavement therapy.

Let's have a bit less digging up, there are limits.