Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Michelle Mone on Pointless last night. Hadn't seen any pictures of her for a while. WTF happened to her. She looks like she uses the same cosmetic surgeon as Michael Jackson did. She's still a wid but definitely went down from 9/10 to about a 5/10 and that's just cos she's loaded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 People who wear sunglasses when driving when it's not even sunny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 People who wear sunglasses when driving when it's not even sunny. Sorry, I forgot to wave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Sorry, I forgot to wave. Fuckin just about run me over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Fuckin just about run me over. I wasn't trying, this dozy bugger just stepped off the kerb in front of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 I wasn't trying, this dozy bugger just stepped off the kerb in front of me. Well I was at a zebra crossing and you shouldn't have overtaken the other cars that stopped to let me cross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Uneducated bellends, who think Dumfries is located in 'The Borders'. Ignorant morons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Uneducated bellends, who think Dumfries is located in 'The Borders'. Ignorant morons. Some do it to wind you up Monkman, don't rise to it you're better than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Morons on the radio/TV who pronounce 'decade' as if it's a homophone of 'decayed'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Well I was at a zebra crossing and you shouldn't have overtaken the other cars that stopped to let me cross. I couldn't have been you, I didn't see any zebras. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Uneducated bellends, who think Dumfries is located in 'The Borders'. Ignorant morons.It's near the border. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 People who wear sunglasses when driving when it's not even sunny. 9 times out of 10 its a woman. You can't drive your 4x4 to save your fucking life, but you've got the fancy shades on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 It's near the border. I wont rise to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 I couldn't have been you, I didn't see any zebras. You would have if you didn't have those bloody sunglasses on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 (edited) 9 times out of 10 its a woman. You can't drive your 4x4 to save your fucking life, but you've got the fancy shades on. My initial thoughts exactly but didn't want to incur the feminists/ pc brigade wrath. Edited December 6, 2015 by Fae_the_'briggs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC13 Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Uneducated bellends, who think Dumfries is located in 'The Borders'. Ignorant morons.Anything south of Livingston to me is the borders so yeah Dumfries to me is the borders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 (edited) It's near the border. Correct, it is indeed. I'd say about 25 miles as a rough estimate. Dumfries though, is probably further away from The Borders than Edinburgh. Anything south of Livingston to me is the borders so yeah Dumfries to me is the borders. So Glasgow then?? Edited December 6, 2015 by MONKMAN 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 I wont rise to it.Let's not get our knickers in a twist, it is near the border. To all intents and purposes it is in the Borders. Like a whale that lives in the sea is a fish, not a mammal as so called experts would have you believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 You could walk to England from Dumfries 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Let's not get our knickers in a twist, it is near the border. To all intents and purposes it is in the Borders. Like a whale that lives in the sea is a fish, not a mammal as so called experts would have you believe. I refer you to my previous answer. By your logic Carlisle is also in the Borders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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