Honest_Man#1 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Those strobe lights which cyclists have, hell they're irritating as f***. What is the logic behind these? Surely a non-flashing light on a bike makes it easier to see than one that flashes on and off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 What is the logic behind these? Surely a non-flashing light on a bike makes it easier to see than one that flashes on and off? I wonder why they put flashing lights on police cars, ambulances, fire engines and the like then? Go and tell them they're doing it wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 My left eye seems to be twitching again (had it a few months ago too) been doing it all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 My left eye seems to be twitching again (had it a few months ago too) been doing it all day. Sounds terminal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 I wonder why they put flashing lights on police cars, ambulances, fire engines and the like then? Go and tell them they're doing it wrong. Very defensive there. I think it's quite different tbh, the flashing bike lights are tiny and flash very slowly, I find the solid lights much easier to see. Sirens are completely irrelevant to this as well, obviously a loud sound makes it easier to hear something coming than, well, no sound at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 My left eye seems to be twitching again (had it a few months ago too) been doing it all day. Try turning up the car heaters to full pelt and winding down the windows. Either that or a boot to the pie should suffice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Changing car light bulbs. Not only do you need the hand size of a five year old but also the dexterity of a concert pianist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 My left eye seems to be twitching again (had it a few months ago too) been doing it all day. That's stress. Mines did the same for about a fortnight when I was stupidly busy at work. Then I clocked onto the fact it isn't the be all and end all and it miraculously stopped. Just as busy now, but no twitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 I wore a T-shirt teaching outdoor today to prove to the children that it wasn't that cold. I think I've got hypothermia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 That's stress. Mines did the same for about a fortnight when I was stupidly busy at work. Then I clocked onto the fact it isn't the be all and end all and it miraculously stopped. Just as busy now, but no twitch. Think you might be right there, been particularly hectic at present. Hoping it stops soon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 When someone does a jobby in the swimming pool resulting in the whole gaff being closed. Seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Alas I wasn't the one to unleash the brown destroyer. More annoying as phoned just after 7 to check what time the training pool was open until. Boy said 9. Got there about 10 to 8 and it had just shut. Ah well, the Royal is open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Aye just tell me now then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Think you might be right there, been particularly hectic at present. Hoping it stops soon! It will definitely stop when your deid. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 It will definitely stop when your deid. HTH. Well that's something to look forward to, as it's still twitching good style. I green dotted you earlier - think of it as my swansong before I kick the bucket. Saying that, if there is such a thing as reincarnation I'll probably just come back as me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 My left eye seems to be twitching again (had it a few months ago too) been doing it all day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEMcudqynnc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 My left eye seems to be twitching again (had it a few months ago too) been doing it all day. Oh, we´re off to see the wild west show The elephant and the kangeroo Never mind the weather As long as we´re together We´re off to see the wild west show In the first cage we have the laughing hyena (Everybody: Amazing, incredible! What the f**k an animal is that?!?!) This animal lives way up on the moutains Once, every year, it comes down to drink Once, every two year, it comes down to drink And once, every three years, it comes down to have a sexual intercourse But why is he laughing then ? Because tonight, it´s THE night ! In the second cage, ladies and gentleman, We have the Urang-Utang Well the Urang-Utang lives in the deep jungle of Borneo And he has two enormous balls, One of iron, the other of brass So when he jumps from one tree to another His balls go: urang-u-tang, urang-u-tang. In the third cage, ladies and gentleman, We have the constipated elephant Well, the elephant has an enormous appetite In one day it eats two tons of hay. One dozen bunches of bananas and twenty buckets of rice And fifty pounds of prunes to cure his constipation. Madam, don´t stand to near the animal´s backside ! Madam, Madam,….too late. George dig her out, And if she´s still alive, give her her money back. In the fourth cage, ladies and gentleman, We have the little Oo-Ah-bird. The little Oo-Ah-bird ? What the fucking hell is that ? Well, the little Oh-Ah-bird is a small bird, Which lays big, square eggs. So, every time it lays an egg, it shouts: Oo-Ah, Oo-Ah ! And in the next cage we have the winky-wanky-bird. By some strange incident, the nervous system of This birds eyelids is connected to its foreskin So, every time it winks, it wanks, and every time it wanks, its winks. You boy, stop throwing sand in the birds eyes. And here we have the fff-fff-fff-bird. This bird flies at tremendous hights. Then suddenly it takes a dive straight to the earth. One yard above the ground it opens it´s wings And just one inch above the ground it takes a turn While saying: ” That was fff-fff-fff- fucking close. And in the next cage we have the: oei-oei-me balls-bird This bird is a bird with very short leggs and very bigg balls And every time it lands it yells: “Oei-oei-me balls, Oei-oei-me balls” ! And here we have the leopard. Yes, on it´s coat the leopard has one spot for every day of the year. What about a leap year ? “George, lift up the animals tail”. And in the next cage we have the pi-balled pony. This is a strange, very small animal, because it has Balls which are exactly 3,14159 inches big. And here we have a very rare creature; It´s a member of the Where-for-the-f**k-are-we tribe. The Where-for-the-f**k-are-we tribe are very short people Who live in Africa in very long grass. So every time you can see them jumping: “Where-for-the-f**k-are-we, where-for-the-f**k-are-we !” And in the last cage we have the lama The lama is an animal which lives in the mountains Of South America, and each time when it gets angry, It does ………….. The last animal of the show, ladies and gentleman, We have the Bye-bye bird. Well the Bye-bye bird sits on the gate And every time someone leaves it says: “Oh, piss off”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Well that's something to look forward to, as it's still twitching good style. I green dotted you earlier - think of it as my swansong before I kick the bucket. Saying that, if there is such a thing as reincarnation I'll probably just come back as me! If you've been really bad you'll probably come back as me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 My left eye seems to be twitching again (had it a few months ago too) been doing it all day. Aye it'll be stress as Widge suggested. My eye was doing the same thing when I was being bombarded with information during my training before christmas. When someone does a jobby in the swimming pool resulting in the whole gaff being closed. Seething. Come to Dumfries. Oor coonsil spends millions on a new swimming pool (which is shitter than the old one) only for it to break and close for months. Useless c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 My pal is dragging me to the gym at 6AM tomorros 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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