smpar Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 The fucking dysoning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Dysoning. That is absolutely terrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 I am off work ill today, so instead of sitting in a boiling office I'm sitting in my bed slowly dying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 I am off work ill today, so instead of sitting in a boiling office I'm sitting in my bed slowly dying. ^^^ Work colleagues post on PnB so writes a post to make his bagging it more authentic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 On the plus side, for possibly the first time ever, I didn't get any vouchers for that No7 pish Aye, they give up after you've stopped using it for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Receipts in Boots- bought 1 item this morning, and got three seperate receipts, each of which is the same length as my forearm. What a fucking waste of paper. On the plus side, for possibly the first time ever, I didn't get any vouchers for that No7 pish Boots is for women and beasts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Boots is for women and beasts Shite post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Dysoning will be in the dictionary next year. Now better start using it for the vacuuming while you can. Because if it starts getting used to describe using the "most expensive hair dryer ever created" next month and becomes a fad, your missus will be wanting one. By my logic if the missus asks for a Dyson, a £189.99 vacuum that does a cracking job is far easier on the wallet than a £300 hair fucking dryer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 It's a Hoover, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 It's a Hoover, mate. Yes indeed, if you are over 50. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Dysoning will be in the dictionary next year. Now better start using it for the vacuuming while you can. Because if it starts getting used to describe using the "most expensive hair dryer ever created" next month and becomes a fad, your missus will be wanting one. By my logic if the missus asks for a Dyson, a £189.99 vacuum that does a cracking job is far easier on the wallet than a £300 hair fucking dryer. You're making a bit of a Miele of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Receipts in Boots- bought 1 item this morning, and got three seperate receipts, each of which is the same length as my forearm. What a fucking waste of paper. On the plus side, for possibly the first time ever, I didn't get any vouchers for that No7 pish Boots are positively frugal with their receipts compared to Ikea. Buy one small item and get a receipt about a metre long! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Boots are positively frugal with their receipts compared to Ikea. Buy one small item and get a receipt about a metre long! IKEA is for women and beasts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 IKEA is for women and beasts And meatballs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 I stay in hotels on average a week every month. It is very rare to have a plug point near your bed!! This does my head in, who wants to charge their phone at the other end of the bedroom?? Get yerself an extension cable, the new ones have USB sockets too, then you won't have to carry your plug adaptor for phone. ^^^ Top tips for this pish Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Get yerself an extension cable, the new ones have USB sockets too, then you won't have to carry your plug adaptor for phone. ^^^ Top tips for this pish Grimbo Is that something else I paid for? When I say I, I mean they. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Is that something else I paid for? When I say I, I mean they. You(s) should see the size of our receipt collection. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 I think he's called Lenny, m8. Some career move though, from pumping Dawn French to plumping Premier Inn pillows. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 The death of the one touch 'on' button. Seems that a whole load of modern TVs are designed so that you need to hold the doofer button down for a few seconds until the TV has had it's little green light disco. I presume this is to stop the dog watching telly whilst you're out the house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 The majority of the time I stay in Hotels that my client puts me in, Hooker^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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