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Buying some intumescent paint.

Sweet Pete: "Can I have some intumescent paint please?"

Paint Supplier: "Ehm. Do you want it fire retardant?"

:huh:

:lol: :lol:

Brilliant.

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The only think worse than p***ks like that are p***ks that fill your kids with Haribo, tell them they're allowed to run about daft, get them hyper as f**k and teach them to say things like "Jimmy Savile's Under 5s' disco". Some folk are just cocks! :lol:

Wrong, wrong, wrong.  The only thing worse than that is leaving someone's living room covered in sand.  c***s

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Buying some intumescent paint.

 

Sweet Pete: "Can I have some intumescent paint please?"

 

Paint Supplier: "Ehm. Do you want it fire retardant?"

 

:huh:

 

Do you know the difference between intumescent and retardant?

 

Intumescent works by swelling up and forming a thick barrier between the flame and the surface to be protected.

 

Retardant works by releasing a fire suppressing gas when heated.

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Do you know the difference between intumescent and retardant?

Intumescent works by swelling up and forming a thick barrier between the flame and the surface to be protected.

Retardant works by releasing a fire suppressing gas when heated.

^^^ "paint supplier" found
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Do you know the difference between intumescent and retardant?

Intumescent works by swelling up and forming a thick barrier between the flame and the surface to be protected.

Retardant works by releasing a fire suppressing gas when heated.

As it happens I do. I wouldn't have commented otherwise.

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