Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Soft 'fluffy' towels. No use whatsoever. A towel should be hard and rough to allow easy drying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 15 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Soft 'fluffy' towels. No use whatsoever. A towel should be hard and rough to allow easy drying. Sandpaper being the alternative. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Same neighbour as discussed last night is blaring his hardcore shite out, and his arsehole pals are giving it "Here we, here we, here we fucking go!". Wee one upset at the noise, putting him off going to sleep.I hate my house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Could you not get transfered to somewhere better mate?? We were in a top floor flat for 3 years (12 altogether for the wife) and now we are in an end terrace house, wouldnt swap it for the world. Surely the housing folk would understand, especially with you having a young family, and lyn-marie working shifts?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Think you need to turn the tables here. You march down there and you bum him. I'd rather not, if it's all the same tbh.I can deal with guys re-living their youth and all that, but a bit of consideration for your neighbours wouldn't go amiss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Adam said: I'd rather not, if it's all the same tbh. I can deal with guys re-living their youth and all that, but a bit of consideration for your neighbours wouldn't go amiss. Quite right, I've just checked and next door is away, the guitar amp is going to 11 in a few minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Could you not get transfered to somewhere better mate?? We were in a top floor flat for 3 years (12 altogether for the wife) and now we are in an end terrace house, wouldnt swap it for the world. Surely the housing folk would understand, especially with you having a young family, and lyn-marie working shifts?? We are on a housing list, but given the amount of birds round here that fart out weans every nine months, I'm not going to hold my breath for a nice wee house any time soon.Best sucking it up, no point just losing the rag and going down and banging (no, Bairnardo, not in that sense), the c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Quite right, I've just checked and next door is away, the guitar amp is going to 11 in a few minutes. Knock yourself out. Given the volume of the Jeremy Kyle reject's stereo downstair, I'm tempted to move next door to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Zen's a good c**t, he'd be the perfect neighbour. Although after a few shandys, I reckon he'd be like an unfunny uncle telling bad jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Zen's a good c**t, he'd be the perfect neighbour. Although after a few shandys, I reckon he'd be like an unfunny uncle telling bad jokes. Given his form on here, I doubt it would require a few beers for him to crack terrible jokes.We'd get on like a house on fire, my jokes are shit too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 As are mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 I think I'd kill myself if I lived next to Zen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I think I'd kill myself if I lived next to Zen I'd save you the fucking bother. #hesunderthepatio 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 29 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Later that evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Just now, Zen Archer said: I'd save you the fucking bother. #hesunderthepatio 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 55 minutes ago, Adam said: Knock yourself out. Given the volume of the Jeremy Kyle reject's stereo downstair, I'm tempted to move next door to you. The current inhabitant is a Hibee and a rarity as he is very sound, were he to join this here message board he would clearly buck the trend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Given his form on here, I doubt it would require a few beers for him to crack terrible jokes.We'd get on like a house on fire, my jokes are shit too! You're both ugly as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: You're both ugly as well *takes aff jakit and circles with clenched fists* Edited July 9, 2016 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 *takes aff jakit and circles with clenched fists* Sit down, grandad. I'll deal with you after I've battered Adam again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 My next door neighbour lives with his burd somewhere else. I'd be quite happy with the relative serenity of an empty hoose next door if it wasn't interrupted by the assorted wildlife that live down below. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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