Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 I don't want a public shaming campaign but he knows what he has done. f**k all at his work apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 On P&B recommendation I bought a bottle of moray cup today. It was fucking disgusting. I had no idea what the f**k it was until I saw a bottle of mozzamozza's avatar on a shelf in a snack van in Aberdeen a couple of years ago. I bought a bottle to see what the fuss was all about, took one swig and immediately lost all my teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Because of the amount of people in my work watching live streams of the news/referendum on Thursday and Friday I came in today to an email from the IT team saying they had turned off live streaming for the day as it was affecting other systems. Sadly they forgot to turn it back on and now I can't watch the football . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 I had no idea what the f**k it was until I saw a bottle of mozzamozza's avatar on a shelf in a snack van in Aberdeen a couple of years ago. I bought a bottle to see what the fuss was all about, took one swig and immediately lost all my teeth. Never trust anyone that prances around in burgundy jeans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Never trust anyone that prances around in burgundy jeans. Green actually, bumface. Folk that are colour blind shouldn't really try to be a smart arse. They were fucking awful though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 He's assuming you've spilled Moray Cup all over them since the picture was taken, probably in relation to something BEASTly that I don't want to contemplate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Think it's been a few years since we've been sullied by an Orange Walk. Is it an annual thing over in Falkirk, or are they making a special effort this year? The odd wee 1 in villages with plenty "Rangers shops" but this is the 1st time I've seen a biggy in the town centre. It's cost the council a few bob in road closures and policing it and most folk are raging at the councillors for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 I just had a proper look at the Fathers Day card that the wean made for me, and I look like a younger version of this guy on the picture he used 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Being teetotal whilst sitting out in the garden watching the football, I'd love a cold beer right now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Being teetotal whilst sitting out in the garden watching the football, I'd love a cold beer right now! Why are you teetotal then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Put slabs down In the garden today, put some of the cement in between with my bare hands, now I have 3 blistered and bleeding fingers. What a fucking idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Put slabs down In the garden today, put some of the cement in between with my bare hands, now I have 3 blistered and bleeding fingers. What a fucking idiot. The pros use a brush, what possessed you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 f**k knows, used a brush, but had to do a bit of fingering to get right in the gaps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Philpy's Erotic Home Improvements thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 f**k knows, used a brush, but had to do a bit of fingering to get right in the gaps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 When your mind keeps trying to tell you that you are 18 and then you remember that your son is 28 tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 It was several years after their son was born that Han Solo began to suspect that Leia had been cheating on him with Chewbacca... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 When your mind keeps trying to tell you that you are 18 and then you remember that your son is 28 tomorrow Best wishes to the young one - do the decent thing and get a carer in for the night so he can go out and celebrate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Adele is a whiney c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 f**k knows, used a brush, but had to do a bit of fingering to get right in the gaps. Oh, philpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.