Honest_Man#1 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: I know, that literally is the only thing worse than a thread descending into puns. Utterly horrendous. You're awful serious these days Mark. ETA: Think of your own puns, you thieving b*****d. Edited July 14, 2016 by Honest_Man#1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: You're awful serious these days Mark. ETA: Think of your own puns, you thieving b*****d. I'm having an angry day today. A combination of Nick Faldo, Ian Poulter, Jeremy Hunt and Boris Johnson across the TV coverage of various things has annoyed f**k out of me. Although to be fair, Poulter had some excellent insights on DEFRA policy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Puns are shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 You're getting my heart to choke here with all this arguing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 10 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: A combination of Nick Faldo, Ian Poulter, Jeremy Hunt and Boris Johnson across the TV coverage of various things has annoyed They're all a bunch of Jeremy Hunts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Is a collective of puns called a punnet? G-Bo -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 When a Simpsons episode has the full opening instead the truncated one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Bolt, ya rocket. Two decent puns in one deserves plaudits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 The Open highlights on BBC2, Hazel Irvine fawning over the Claret Jug like she was selling shit on QVC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojito Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 My PTTGOYN is I having a good tomato pun but refusing to stoop to that level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, mojito said: My PTTGOYN is I having a good tomato pun but refusing to stoop to that level. Post it quickly before the Pun Police ketchup with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I was running late for work this morning but undeterred I went into Starbucks anyway hoping to get served quickly. The woman at the till was kicking up a stink. After taking forever to choose she finally ordered a tall Americano but the guy mistakenly charged her for a grande. After offering to make her a grande instead she said she just wanted a refund on her credit card for the difference. 30p. I was late for work. Fucking cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I was running late for work this morning but undeterred I went into Starbucks anyway hoping to get served quickly. The woman at the till was kicking up a stink. After taking forever to choose she finally ordered a tall Americano but the guy mistakenly charged her for a grande. After offering to make her a grande instead she said she just wanted a refund on her credit card for the difference. 30p. I was late for work. Fucking cow. I have no sympathy for anyone who goes to Starbucks for coffee. None. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 No live Open golf on cooncil telly. Fcukin boooooo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 No live Open golf on cooncil telly. Fcukin boooooo. Really? I thought the open was protected like the cup finals, Wimbledon & the grand national? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Sky bought the rights about two years ago did they not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Sky bought the rights about two years ago did they not? I'm going back a few years, but I'm sure there were certain sporting events protected by legislation? Eta- that those events should be free to view. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 13 minutes ago, Mortar Bored said: I'm going back a few years, but I'm sure there were certain sporting events protected by legislation? Eta- that those events should be free to view. List here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 List here So Open Championship is 'Category B' :Events listed in Group B may have live coverage on subscription television provided that secondary coverage is offered to qualifying broadcasters.Whatever secondary coverage is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: No live Open golf on cooncil telly. Fcukin boooooo. You will get selected holes on the website. http://www.theopen.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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