babu Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 5 hours ago, supermik said: Got a puncture in both motors and been waiting for a puncture repair kit to arrive for 2 days now. Was supposed to be here yesterday. swap one of the good ones to other car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Where do you carry yours? Over my shoulder like the chic guy that I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Scouse accents, disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 9 hours ago, smpar said: I just paid £4.95 for a pint of lager in somewhere that isn't Edinburgh (Dunfermline). Name the establishment (and the pint)! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Iminavest said: Scouse accents, disgusting. R A, salt of the fucking earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Name the establishment (and the pint)! Pint of Hop House, any guesses to where this might have been? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 I'm sitting in a bar in New York, enjoying an excellent IPA after a long day of business meetings. But 3 cockney twats have parked themselves behind me and are pissing me off with their raucous banter. "Fack off you facking cant" (Roars of laughter) etc. There are times I don't regret that my English accent is slowly disappearing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 20 minutes ago, thebhoyfartinez said: in nyc the now tae bud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Not sure if this is petty or not but f**k moving house and all the shit that goes with it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 8 hours ago, smpar said: Pint of Hop House, any guesses to where this might have been? Did you have your fake ID to get served? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 in nyc the now tae bud missed the drunk driver in times square tho thank f**k Tony? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 6 hours ago, thebhoyfartinez said: in nyc the now tae bud missed the drunk driver in times square tho thank f**k Sure you are. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 13 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Just passed a couple of women screaming toxic abuse at each other outside the work. Wee greeting lassie stood watching yells out, "don't talk to my mum like that!" Amazing how the street can be empty, but suddenly a wee crowd emerges from the woodwork to cheer on their favourite. I might have mentioned this one on here before, but I remember coming out from the Sainsbury's on Crow Road and seeing a bit of a commotion down towards the junction with Dumbarton Road. Turned out to be two ned burds - unusually both really tidy - knocking f**k out of each other in that way the fairer sex do, with lots of hair-pulling, clothes-ripping and shouts of "YA COOOOWWW!" Within minutes it had attracted a crowd that would shame some teams in the lower leagues, and obviously no-one was bothering stopping this one - a guy that had come out of the Chinese at the corner was sharing out his chips, and I firmly believe if the polis had shown up, they'd have did what we did and just enjoyed the proceedings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 People that are 'feeling blessed'.Bunch of pseudo religious cuntbags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 9 hours ago, smpar said: Pint of Hop House, any guesses to where this might have been? Nice beer but f**k that price! Erm...The Commercial? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 (edited) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39965925 The fact that the word "Bigly" is apparently a word that is acceptable to use in a serious article now because that fud Trump kept using it and it turned out to be a real word. ETA - For some reason when you click on the article the headline is different, but this is the headline on bbc news front page. If young people voted bigly, would it change anything? Edited May 19, 2017 by irvine_buddie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Not sure if this is petty or not but f**k moving house and all the shit that goes with it! Definitely not petty. That goes beyond petty. I fucking hate it. Our first flat was a wee one bedroom and so it was moving stuff from my bedroom at my parents to there. That wasn't too bad, a couple of car journeys. We then moved from that to a two bedroom and couldn't believe the amount of shite that we'd accumulated in such a small place. We moved to our current house at the start of the year and we had so much junk we dumped a shitload rather than take it with us. Our current (and final) house is a four bedroom so there is absolutely no way I'm moving again. If she chucks me she can keep everything expect my consoles and TV. I'd rather buy everything again than pack it up and move. We moved in at the end of February and we still have boxes left to unpack. I seriously hated every minute of moving and it's understandable that it's supposedly one of the most stressful life events. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Not sure if this is petty or not but f**k moving house and all the shit that goes with it! I feel, empathise and share your pain. I am currently in the process of moving as well. Total pain in the arse. Should all be sorted by the end of this weekend at least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 £4.95 isn't ideal for a pint, but I don't think it's remarkable, especially for Hop House. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 When speed limits in road works extend for literally miles after the last bit of work being done. Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.