GTG_03 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 That British army advert.A soldier sings badly and another soldier says he sounds like a dying cow.HAHAHAHAHA what great banter! Where can I sign up to potentially be blown up in a developing country half way across the world?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Become a mercenary. Great Idea, all the horrible, sexually motivated banter along with it. Great fun. Get paid a Shite salary to then become a civaaaay. Civays! WHT do they know?! I was nearly in Iraq man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 26 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Like when managers/players talk about "the football club", why must this commentator say "what a golf shot!" I am watching the golf mate, I wasnt expecting a fucking cricket shot They are also paid to "win football matches". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Trendy Americanism shite this. Know doubt served on a Slate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Folk who cut the fat off bacon. What are you doing? That's where the flavour is. This.Also folk who take off the chicken skin. That's the best bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 iTunes - would you like to download version 12.6.3c as there's so much more functionality than 12.6.3b and you're only going to give up the next half hour of your life installing it..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Lothian buses especially single deckers that have the heating on full blast in the middle of summer. like the fucking arctic in winter but come summer time, lets get the heating on. The number 16 bus stinks enough of weed, BO and piss/shit without the sauna effect compounding the aroma. the number 12 coming into seafield is like an indian shithouse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Pubs/restaurants that display their prices on the menu as '4.5' instead of £4.50. Four and a half what? Bananas? Give us a clue as to which units of currency you accept or which bartering system you wish to proceed with. Or simply the .5Clocked this last night where the dish was advertised as £13.5 and I had this thread in mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 minute ago, engelbert_humperdink said: Lothian buses especially single deckers that have the heating on full blast in the middle of summer. like the fucking arctic in winter but come summer time, lets get the heating on. The number 16 bus stinks enough of weed, BO and piss/shit without the sauna effect compounding the aroma. the number 12 coming into seafield is like an indian shithouse Are the windows down? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Are the windows down? What do you mean, forgive my stupidness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, engelbert_humperdink said: What do you mean, forgive my stupidness You have a lot to learn about this site. ETA: Maybe there was something needing fixed on the bus. The all encompassing solution to everything on here is 'heating on full blast, windaes doon'. Edited July 23, 2017 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 15 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: You have a lot to learn about this site. ETA: Maybe there was something needing fixed on the bus. The all encompassing solution to everything on here is 'heating on full blast, windaes doon'. much to learn I have. I have picked up that grimbo has absolutely no morals and 8mile is a walter mitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 What do you mean, forgive my stupidness "windows down, heating up full blast" is a classic P&B catchphrase, originating from a bit of dubious car advice once given by someone on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 I was on the X95 going from Edinburgh to the borders a few summers back. It was absolutely sweltering and I was the only person who was young enough to actually have to pay to use the bus. After about twenty minutes on the hot bus going down the windy borders roads I stood up and opened the window near me for some much needed fresh air. At that moment it felt as if every set of eyes on the bus turned to look at me with expressions on their faces that seemed to be saying 'how dare you?'. I sat back down and one of the old ladies stood up, hobbled over to the very same window, closed it, and sat back down again. Horrible bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Cerberus said: This. Also folk who take off the chicken skin. That's the best bit. "The feathers". - Bear pipes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 48 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: I was on the X95 going from Edinburgh to the borders a few summers back. It was absolutely sweltering and I was the only person who was young enough to actually have to pay to use the bus. After about twenty minutes on the hot bus going down the windy borders roads I stood up and opened the window near me for some much needed fresh air. At that moment it felt as if every set of eyes on the bus turned to look at me with expressions on their faces that seemed to be saying 'how dare you?'. I sat back down and one of the old ladies stood up, hobbled over to the very same window, closed it, and sat back down again. Horrible bus. I hope you opened it again. And sat beside the window so she couldn't get near it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 I was tempted but I was going to be staying in the borders for a few days and didn't want to piss off the locals in case word got round and they'd have a wickerman waiting for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 9 hours ago, Zetterlund said: Pubs/restaurants that display their prices on the menu as '4.5' instead of £4.50. Four and a half what? Bananas? Give us a clue as to which units of currency you accept or which bartering system you wish to proceed with. I'm inclined to think they've put their menu together using a spreadsheet and somebody couldn't be arsed setting the cell type to 'currency'. No idea why, but I know some European countries use a comma instead of a decimal point (€3,40), but I've seen an apostrophe used instead once or twice (£4'90). Is this an actual thing done by any society, or the hallmark of a confused fuckwit? I fancy slipping in a cheeky interrobang if we're allowed to use any punctuation we feel like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: I was tempted but I was going to be staying in the borders for a few days and didn't want to piss off the locals in case word got round and they'd have a wickerman waiting for me. Not the Borders, but... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 I seethe every time I see currency written as 5£. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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