GordonD Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 5 hours ago, Zen Archer said: A fucking five year old could do that FFS. Maybe so, but they can't flog lemonade in the street. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40679075 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Shut the f**k up, Ben and book the flight I asked you robbing cuntbasket. Kind regards Melanius No need to be rude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 18 minutes ago, welshbairn said: No need to be rude. Put him in the fucking cargo hold Ben. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Ben, if you're reading, book him a flight to shut the f**k up via a swift boot in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 I have today off and had planned to go away for a couple of nights' camping. Ended up going out on the lash last night instead of packing and now, even though I'm up early, I just cannot be arsed moving. I'm on my fourth cup of coffee and am already trying to rationalise changing it to one night's camping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 I have today off and had planned to go away for a couple of nights' camping. Ended up going out on the lash last night instead of packing and now, even though I'm up early, I just cannot be arsed moving. I'm on my fourth cup of coffee and am already trying to rationalise changing it to one night's camping. Take a big drink of that coffee and get on your way, camper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Take a big drink of that coffee and get on your way, camper. There's the motivation I was looking for. Right, two nights it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Now been told that the flight order "must be done today or the spend will appear in 2017/18". Ben if you are reading this, you've got 1 hour or your knackers will be dust. Book it yourself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 1 minute ago, NorthernJambo said: Book it yourself? Steady on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 I would be as well running round macheteing every person in the building and putting their still warm corpses in a big pile outside the front door. That would be better received by our financial administrators than having the audacity to actually book something myself (and actually saving the ungrateful c***s money) without going through the relevant administrative channels. So it's a work trip and not a personal one? Then shut yer hole and do as your told, Mullarkey! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 1 minute ago, NorthernJambo said: So it's a work trip and not a personal one? Then shut yer hole and do as your told, Mullarkey! He's been selected to chose new reclining chairs for the office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 You say work. I would say, work-related. Work's paying, it's a work trip. It'll be quicker and less hassle walking. Ben's made a c**t of it, can just tell. Fuckin kind of name is "Ben" anyway? Like the boy from batman with the mask born in the dark. Big mental Ben. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: He's been selected to chose new reclining chairs for the office. He should have said. There's the Reclining Chairs Hut, that's on third.There's Reclining Chairs-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Reclining Chairs complex on third.The Reclining Chairs district! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You say work. I would say, work-related. ^^ Abdelbset al-Mullarkey found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 "Premium" "Exclusive" "Elite" "Gold" All those meaningless marketing words people use to try and get people to go from say a regular version of something to a pointless more expensive version of something, be it software, flights or just about anything these days. Used to be when you bought anything you just got what you paid for, these days its a barebones version that has had so many features ripped out that it can barely be called functional, just to try and blackmail you into forking over more money for the thing that you thought you were getting in the first place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Americans who pronounce 'Craig' incorrectly. Daniel "Kreg" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 20 minutes ago, Slenderman said: Americans who pronounce 'Craig' incorrectly. Daniel "Kreg" That's all Americans then. It's utterly baffling as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 That's all Americans then. It's utterly baffling as well. I remember seeing a comedian at a fringe variety show I think from Canada called Craig something, he pronounced it Kreg. His opening line was 'I love being in The UK, it's the only country where the people correct me on the pronunciation of my own name.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 I hate the pronunciation of Margaret as Magret and Scotland as Scoland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 13 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I hate the pronunciation of Margaret as Magret and Scotland as Scoland. I like how in Glasgow its maaaaagret 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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