Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Cannot believe this c**t gets paid £350k a year. I've layed cables that could act better than him. He was in The Long Good Friday (1980 London gangster flick starring most people from every British TV show you've ever seen). Hard not to let out a "GET IN!" when he gets brutally murdered with a bottle. Spoiler, sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 45 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: He was in The Long Good Friday (1980 London gangster flick starring most people from every British TV show you've ever seen). Hard not to let out a "GET IN!" when he gets brutally murdered with a bottle. Spoiler, sorry. Ah, my favourite Easter based movie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Ah, my favourite Easter based movie. Better than Hop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 20 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Better than Hop? Slightly yes, also better than the long boring films about the guy that got stuck in a cave then somehow got out again, normally starring Charlton Heston. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Jmothecat2 said: I'm finding BBCs fawning over the 'lionesses' to be a bit nauseating. The BBC is supposed to represent the whole of the U.K. But on the BBC sport website and media almost all the focus is on the England team with very little dedicated to the Scottish team (almost all is only featured in the Scotland specific pages which won't give them the same exposure). Their report on the lunchtime news opened with "There's something funny about these Euro football championships - for a start, Scotland are here". I wanted to be raging, but actually found it quite funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 8 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Slightly yes, also better than the long boring films about the guy that got stuck in a cave then somehow got out again, normally starring Charlton Heston. The one with James Franco is good though. Although it's basically a reboot of the ones Eddie Murphy did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Delivery companies. Ordered a fridge 2 weeks ago which was due to be installed today. Text yesterday to say it would be delivered between 2 and 6, with a link to a tracker which has been updating all day, moving back and forward between 4.30-6.30 and 5-7. Phone call at 5.55pm to say they had forgotten to load the fucker onto the truck this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Sorry mate but I chuckled there. I actually laughed down the phone at the woman. It probably helped me from losing the rag completely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Delivery companies. Ordered a fridge 2 weeks ago which was due to be installed today. Text yesterday to say it would be delivered between 2 and 6, with a link to a tracker which has been updating all day, moving back and forward between 4.30-6.30 and 5-7. Phone call at 5.55pm to say they had forgotten to load the fucker onto the truck this morning. At least they didn't claim they knocked on the door and you weren't in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Lassie at work overemphasises the consonants at the end of words - I am certain that it is self-consciously deliberate - I am going to smash her stupid fucking face in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Lassie attttt workkkkk overemphasisessss the consonantssss at the enddd of wordssss - I ammm certainnn thattt ittt isss self-consciously deliberate - I ammmm going to smash herrrrr stupiddddd fucking face innnn. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Clare Balding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TartanTyneArmy Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 minute ago, mjw said: Clare Balding. Clare Balding presenting England's 'expected route to the final' before the game tonight. So disrespectful to all opponents in the tournament. C'mon Scotland! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Even in the wifie fitba, they've mapped out their route to the fucking final.Here's hoping they get royally bummed. Clare Balding presenting England's 'expected route to the final' before the game tonight. So disrespectful to all opponents in the tournament. C'mon Scotland! That came up on the screen just as I hit send. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: FTFY C**tttt Edited July 19, 2017 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 35 minutes ago, mjw said: Clare Balding. Fucking bet she is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 People who say expresso coffee instead of espresso coffee Fucking peasants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Empire biscuits with a glacé cherry on top instead of a jube jube. Wtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Even in the wifie fitba, they've mapped out their route to the fucking final.Here's hoping they get royally bummed. Iceland eh? That'll be easy. Couldn't see England losing in the Euros to Iceland. Not at all. Never. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: Iceland eh? That'll be easy. Couldn't see England losing in the Euros to Iceland. Not at all. Never. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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