ICTJohnboy Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Why would you rinse your mouth? To get rid of all the shit that usually gets left behind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Wait, people think you're supposed to rinse your mouth after brushing your teeth? I'm seriously beginning to worry about how indicative this place is of the intelligence of the general population these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I had two cheese toasties on Tuesday. Just made then in the George Foreman grill though Which is of course the best way to make them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Have you seen the new George Foreman Comfort Shoe? It's his new invention. [mention=57806]Boostin' Kev[/mention] has ditched the Nike Airs and is now patrolling Leith in a pair. I'd rather eat them than wear them to be fair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 13 minutes ago, Jambomo said: Football pundits who keep using "he didn't mean it" to excuse bad challenges. They ought to know perfectly well that the rules don't consider intent of a challenge as a factor and anyway, people don't mean to miss penalties or score OG's but they count just the same, why would we make an exception here? Most of the time the players are cheating wanks who know exactly what they were doing anyway. Worst offenders are Ex-players sticking up for their old team or their mates in the game. No, they are right. If you didn't mean it, it can't be a foul. You shouldn't get booked or sent off if you say sorry. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: I'd rather eat them than wear them to be fair Might look okay once they've been in the GF Grill for a while. Look like Granny Danger shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Might look okay once they've been in the GF Grill for a while. Look like Granny Danger shoes. How is Granny Danger getting on with his bowls? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 51 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: To get rid of all the shit that usually gets left behind. That only happens if you stand up to wipe and brush your teeth at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Setting myself up for a storm of abuse here, but... People who call their kids after themselves. Are they so unimaginative that they can't think of a different name? Or do they feel that the world can't get on without them so producing a Mini-Me will somehow ease the sorrow when they pop their clogs? Okay, fill your boots... My youngest son has my 1st name as a middle name, but that was completely the wifes decision, not mine. I wanted it to be a middle name after my grandad, but i lost that battle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 minute ago, buchan30 said: My youngest son has my 1st name as a middle name, but that was completely the wifes decision, not mine. I wanted it to be a middle name after my grandad, but i lost that battle. Father's first name as the kid's middle name is fine. At least you had the imagination to come up with a different name for your son's first one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 40 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: No, they are right. If you didn't mean it, it can't be a foul. You shouldn't get booked or sent off if you say sorry. If that was the rules would they have to take a test to decide if they really meant it or not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Father's first name as the kid's middle name is fine. At least you had the imagination to come up with a different name for your son's first one. No he never. The bairn John John Smith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Folk who think you should rinse your mouth out after brushing your teeth are probably the same kind of folk who think mouthwash should be used after brushing your teeth as well (instead of before). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Separate cheese might be the only option. Sad but true if mediation fails. Or buying cheese in perfect cubes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Or buying cheese in perfect cubes That only works until you cut the first slice.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Adolf's not as popular a name as it used to be tbf. Aye, that german boy ruined it for the rest of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 So the only argument against brushing your teeth in the shower so far is because you can't rinse your mouth out afterwards (which you shouldn't do anyway)? Try it, lads. Ignore the scepticism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 3 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I've read the last couple of pages and I'm still not entirely sure what's going on. Does she lie the cheese flat on it's large side? Or stand it upright along the longest narrow side and slice down the way? Because the second example is correct. The first is the act of a crazy person. 3 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: It's crazier than either of them , I gather that she stands it on a narrow side , doesn't matter which , then slices a layer off the large side. I just don't understand how that could result in a slice of uniform thickness , I would also be intrigued to know how she deals with it when the block gets down to its final quarter thickness or so , surely her technique could result in nothing other than a broken shambles . That would be correct. Stands it on the narrow end and slices down the big face. She says its the perfect size for a slice of bread. She doesnt want to waste her time with rubbish wee rectangles. It take her an age to cut a slice and I've never been around to witness what happens towards the end. I can only assume she throws half the block in the bin 3 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I hadn't even contemplated that someone would do this. She'll kill him in his sleep. Its worrying, isn't it. Not sure if she should be allowed to bring up a child. Maybe I should call social services. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Its worrying, isn't it. Not sure if she should be allowed to bring up a child. Maybe I should call social services. She's going to rip your throat out with a cheese knife in the throes or passion one day. Sounds like a keeper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 c***s, (usually central belt/west coast c***s) that pronounce the letter J as "j-aye". Its fuckin "Jay" It's Jai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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