Sergeant Wilson Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 13 hours ago, throbber said: I have a slim line dishwasher that was worth £400. It is integrated as well and looks cool as f**k. Definitely one of the best things in my life and has been ever since i bought the place. It's the only thing that's slim in your house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Has any microwave ever actually stopped working ever? They just get auld and dirty and folk chuck them out. We just got a brand new micro and was making bramble jam the The other day I had the smart idea of sterilising the glass jars in the baby's microwave steriliser. I totally forgot the no metal rule and put the lids in too. Came back to a smoke filled kitchen and a microwave full of broken glass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Scousers. Arrogant grief merchant c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 9 hours ago, resk said: Has any microwave ever actually stopped working ever? They just get auld and dirty and folk chuck them out. And the shielding goes. If you want to cook your own testicles, then by all means use a 40-year-old one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 2 hours ago, sjc said: Pics or gtf No pics of the incident in question but to keep you going until Zen comes up with the goods... Only reason she's not in the MILF thread is that she's not yet 35... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 And the shielding goes. If you want to cook your own testicles, then by all means use a 40-year-old one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 2 hours ago, sjc said: Pics or gtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Microwaves are pretty lazy too imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Don't have a microwave, mainly cause my last 2 broke and in the time it took to replace the 1st broken one I realised I didn't really need one, then when the 2nd went I said f**k it, and haven't missed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 16 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: best comedy of the last 10 years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 21 minutes ago, engelbert_humperdink said: best comedy of the last 10 years Apart from the 2016 Cup Final. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 When you are on P&B and the board goes dead for a minute on the hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Everyone is out having fun except you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Jmothecat2 said: Everyone is out having fun except you. And you and me We could be at the club with Welshbairn, being avoided by everybody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 23 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: And you and me We could be at the club with Welshbairn, being avoided by everybody. Cheeky c**t. I'm at the centre of the dance floor with a gorgeous Jamaican bird, doing my thing, everyone's going moist. Whereas you are home watching the telly with a last glass of whisky. Hang on, that last bit was about me.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 I'm so fucking hungover and have to drive up the road from Dunfermline soon. I can see a Maccy Ds at Forfar turning into a snooze stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 11 hours ago, Bairnardo said: American golf spectators. Surely of all the senseless gun sprees in America, we can get one in a golf crowd. Not one decent person would perish. Yes, but how many shots would he take? 11 hours ago, welshbairn said: Cheeky c**t. I'm at the centre of the dance floor with a gorgeous Jamaican bird, doing my thing, And it's obviously going well since you're posting here. Bet she's impressed with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Tourists with no fucking manners. Just parked up along chambers Street, had just opened the car door when all of a sudden some foreign c**t decided to lean on the car whilst taking a picture, leaning into my door while I was trying to get out. I opened the door and battered the c**t square in the stomach, ignorant fuckwit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Here we go again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Tourists with no fucking manners. Just parked up along chambers Street, had just opened the car door when all of a sudden some foreign c**t decided to lean on the car whilst taking a picture, leaning into my door while I was trying to get out. I opened the door and battered the c**t square in the stomach, ignorant fuckwit. Edinburgh is a fucking nightmare in August. I hate the Festival. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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