Granny Danger Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 26 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: I dread to think what Panto this is if that’s the result! ETA: Dick Pittingitin? He's behind you!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Boghead ranter said: Oh no, it isn't. Don’t, just don’t, I’m right next to the stage steps, where the c***s come down and grab you up to participate. Over my dead body !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 1 minute ago, heedthebaa said: Don’t, just don’t, I’m right next to the stage steps, where the c***s come down and grab you up to participate. Over my dead body !!! Booooooo! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Nah, it's a c**t on the train that smells. Not me though. Sorry, my washing machine is fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Masterchef patter.... "I am cooking the food I believe in"... Nae c**t asked you to cook the easter bunny mate. Want to punch them every time someone says “plate of food”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 12 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Want to punch them every time someone says “plate of food”. Cooking for their lives, all of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Panto in November????? I was already raging at all those parents posting about Halloween school parties 10 days prior to Halloween on FB. I fucking hate parents and what schools have fucking become. Throw in social media too. Yer all c***s 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: "This means a lot to you doesnt it" FUCKOFF Why did you become a chef? Because I'm thick as the mince I'm cooking today, have a panchant for tattoos and weed and cookery was the only course I was accepted on when i was 16. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Morrisons was playing Christmas music yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 29 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The annual leaf clearing debacle. f**k off trees you useless c***s. The gardener visited yesterday and already more leaves are gathering by the front door. Made me quite angry upon leaving the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 13 hours ago, Bairnardo said: "This means a lot to you doesnt it" FUCKOFF "Layer upon layer of flavour. " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 In Home Sense on Sunday. She wanted a look at the new shop, It was the worst gaudy crap ever for info, and then they started plaing Christmas music and I walked out saying I'd rather wait outside. Matalan yesterday with other half. Taking a couple of things to the checkout and as chat the scanner-muppet says 'All ready for Christmas'........................... 1 It's the start of November 2 Nothing purchased was Christmas related 3 It's FUCKING November It's going to be a long agonising murder-inducing seeth-fest Festive Season folks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 11 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: In Home Sense on Sunday. She wanted a look at the new shop, It was the worst gaudy crap ever for info, and then they started plaing Christmas music and I walked out saying I'd rather wait outside. Matalan yesterday with other half. Taking a couple of things to the checkout and as chat the scanner-muppet says 'All ready for Christmas'........................... 1 It's the start of November 2 Nothing purchased was Christmas related 3 It's FUCKING November It's going to be a long agonising murder-inducing seeth-fest Festive Season folks. Buy an Easter Egg and calm down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Buy an Easter Egg and calm down. Sorry went off like a firework there Edited November 9, 2017 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Sorry went off like a firework there I don’t think you’ll get any fireworks now until about May next year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Strictly Come Dancing being treated as news 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Almost that time of year when we're subjected to cheap shitey covers of classic Christmas songs in the shops. Online shopping all the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Online shopping all the way. I don't think it'll replace jingle, but you never know. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Forgot you were a grinch. Pleasing. I'm coming around to Christmas now we've go the wee one, but it's early November for f**k's sake! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: I'm coming around to Christmas now we've go the wee one, but it's early November for f**k's sake! Just wait til she's old enough to understand "Santa"......their innocence melts even the hardest of hearts! Point taken though. GTF Christmas music/decorations til December! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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