whiskychimp Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Can't you sweep up in another part of the gym until they've finished? Nope. There's a system to cleaning. Clockwise or my family will die 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Nope. There's a system to cleaning. Clockwise or my family will die Sargeant Wilson wants your job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Looking forward to your report. I'll stick it in here: https://pillreports.net/index.php 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 12 hours ago, Bairnardo said: How is the C.A.S.T funded? Do you receive any Government funding for this worthwhile endeavour or it it voluntary? I would be interested to know if theres any way I can help raise the profile and effectiveness of C.A.S.T We are just a group of Caucasian men with smartphones and a lust for road safety. Our overheads are minimal as our members pay their own fuel bills, and we only survey once a year. Our aim is to name, shame and educate road cyclists, and to ban all cycle based events on our streets. C.A.S.T fully supports velodrome and static-exercise forms of cycling. 12 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It's a made up organisation, m8. Every organisation on its conception is made up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 'Drivers' who just pull onto the motorway in front of you because they are indicating.They'll end up as a bonnet ornament for a Scania sooner or later I suppose.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Just seen someone on Facebook wishing their baby a "happy seven month birthday". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Can I truly be that hideous? Tried talking to some ladies but was shunned. Tried talking to other ladies but was ignored Tried talking to an individual lady but was politely told to f**k off. I'm fat and I'm shit. No one will even speak to me. I've failed. I've fucked up Very lonely. Contemplating death. What's the point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 20 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Can I truly be that hideous? Tried talking to some ladies but was shunned. Tried talking to other ladies but was ignored Tried talking to an individual lady but was politely told to f**k off. I'm fat and I'm shit. No one will even speak to me. I've failed. I've fucked up Very lonely. Contemplating death. What's the point? Take a leaf out of my book. Don’t bother going out and stay in the house. This means you will never be rejected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Can I truly be that hideous? Tried talking to some ladies but was shunned. Tried talking to other ladies but was ignored Tried talking to an individual lady but was politely told to f**k off. I'm fat and I'm shit. No one will even speak to me. I've failed. I've fucked up Very lonely. Contemplating death. What's the point? See my reply on Things you want to share thread. Chin up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 19 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I'm going. Lends itself pretty well to live orchestra - got the Pete Tong Classic House album on my phone and it’s really just live house, rather than orchestra music playing house tunes if that makes sense? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 9 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Can I truly be that hideous? Tried talking to some ladies but was shunned. Tried talking to other ladies but was ignored Tried talking to an individual lady but was politely told to f**k off. I'm fat and I'm shit. No one will even speak to me. I've failed. I've fucked up Very lonely. Contemplating death. What's the point? Behave yerself DAB, just a shite night mate, we’ve all had them. Chin up and crack on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Behave yerself DAB, just a shite night mate, we’ve all had them. Chins up and crack on FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Tynieness said: Went out for a couple of pints to watch Utd game. Got home at one. I'm ill. They’re the best nights 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 11 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Can I truly be that hideous? Tried talking to some ladies but was shunned. Tried talking to other ladies but was ignored Tried talking to an individual lady but was politely told to f**k off. I'm fat and I'm shit. No one will even speak to me. I've failed. I've fucked up Very lonely. Contemplating death. What's the point? Don't kill them. At least not until you can think of a way to dispose of the bodies. Gunther will help when he blows his new cover. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 DA, pubs and clubs aren't great for finding a girl that's deserving of you. It's easier within a group when you're out, ladies don't trust guys on their own when out.Save up, come over and I'll bring you to my work on a Friday night. Free beer, pool, table football, Fifa and meet some ladies from all over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 11 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Can I truly be that hideous? Tried talking to some ladies but was shunned. Tried talking to other ladies but was ignored Tried talking to an individual lady but was politely told to f**k off. I'm fat and I'm shit. No one will even speak to me. I've failed. I've fucked up Very lonely. Contemplating death. What's the point? If you're going up to chat up random strangers when you're half cut (I presume), start off with the fat ugly ones. You have to play the percentages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 12 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Can I truly be that hideous? Tried talking to some ladies but was shunned. Tried talking to other ladies but was ignored Tried talking to an individual lady but was politely told to f**k off. I'm fat and I'm shit. No one will even speak to me. I've failed. I've fucked up Very lonely. Contemplating death. What's the point? There’s folk that post on here who are far worse off than you are. Thankfully I’m not one of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: If you're going up to chat up random strangers when you're half cut (I presume), start off with the fat ugly ones. You have to play the percentages. Sage advice WB. Remember not mention that they are fat and ugly. Other expressions to avoid are big boned, handsome woman, not conventionally pretty, face like a well skelpt arse etc. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Sage advice WB. Remember not mention that they are fat and ugly. Other expressions to avoid are big boned, handsome woman, not conventionally pretty, face like a well skelpt arse etc. Or to ask when it's due. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Can I truly be that hideous? Tried talking to some ladies but was shunned. Tried talking to other ladies but was ignored Tried talking to an individual lady but was politely told to f**k off. I'm fat and I'm shit. No one will even speak to me. I've failed. I've fucked up Very lonely. Contemplating death. What's the point? I spent a lot of nights like that down the town in kirkcaldy, probably the 4th hardest place to get a knockback behind dunfermline, glenrothes and of course methil.You just have to keep trying and not let it bring ye down. I managed to meet someone and get married etc, so if i can do it, anyone can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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