Chicken Wing Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Lucky you. Lightning seeds thread for this pish 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Manky cnuts in the gym who go into the jacuzzi or pool directly after being in the sauna , without showering first This 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 A seagull shat on me yesterday when I was on my way into Tesco, so I had to walk around the shop with seagull jobby all over my jumper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 20 minutes ago, Rugster said: A seagull shat on me yesterday when I was on my way into Tesco, so I had to walk around the shop with seagull jobby all over my jumper. You should have taken the jumper off. Not exactly rocket science. Also, what the f**k are you wearing a jumper for, it's like Monte Carlo in Scotland the now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Just now, Sweet Pete said: You should have taken the jumper off. Not exactly rocket science. Also, what the f**k are you wearing a jumper for, it's like Monte Carlo in Scotland the now. I didn't have anything on under the jumper. It was a very thin jumper and I was on my way home from work. I don't wear short sleeves at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 I didn't have anything on under the jumper. It was a very thin jumper and I was on my way home from work. I don't wear short sleeves at work. What did you learn today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: I didn't have anything on under the jumper. It was a very thin jumper and I was on my way home from work. I don't wear short sleeves at work. Only beasts wear jumpers without anything underneath. And only beasts wear warm clothes when it's a roasting hot summer. And only beasts are afraid to show their arms. Enjoy your cell, beast. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 4 minutes ago, Rugster said: I didn't have anything on under the jumper. It was a very thin jumper and I was on my way home from work. I don't wear short sleeves at work. What did you learn today? That the next time a seagull shits on me and I post about it on here, to just say it shat on my top and I had to walk around Tesco with my top covered in seagull jobby. Top. Not jumper, Top. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 That the next time a seagull shits on me Get the fucking lottery on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Ruggy does a bit of sunbathing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said: Ruggy does a bit of sunbathing. Pretty accurate to be honest, I don't take the sun well. Burn too easily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Rugster said: That the next time a seagull shits on me and I post about it on here, to just say it shat on my top and I had to walk around Tesco with my top covered in seagull jobby. Top. Not jumper, Top. Don’t listen to his nonsense. A thin jumper with nothing underneath is perfectly acceptable. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Don’t listen to his nonsense. A thin jumper with nothing underneath is perfectly acceptable, for a beast ftfy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Don’t listen to his nonsense. A thin jumper with nothing underneath is perfectly acceptable. Spot on. A summer jumper needn't have anything underneath it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Spot on. A summer jumper needn't have anything underneath it @Rugster, shirley you can see the error of your ways now. One step away from a cape. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 This forum never fails to out the creeps. They're floating around here just choking to admit their kinks. It's like they want to get caught. Walking around the town in a sweatshirt with no t-shirt on, chafed nipples rubbing against the material, girning with delight. Freaks and oddballs. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: @Rugster, shirley you can see the error of your ways now. One step away from a cape. Yes, it was all going so well until Zandra Rhodes there backed me up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Rugster said: Yes, it was all going so well until Zandra Rhodes there backed me up. It's like Bill Cosby backing up an argument you're making about what constitutes consent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Have to admit I’m now starting to consider myself a beast after @Shandon Par agreed. His fashion choices so far have been fairly beastly so it’s not looking great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Have to admit I’m now starting to consider myself a beast after @Shandon Par agreed. His fashion choices so far have been fairly beastly so it’s not looking great. I’ve got some lovely summer jumpers. Favourite is more like a long sleeved tablet by Boss. Dark blue, just hangs nicely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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