Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: I can't handle it. Body dosnt seem to like it. Pure shite Plot lost. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Is this a regular occurrence? We're not talking about cigarette burns, I hope. Friction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I can't handle it. Body dosnt seem to like it. Pure shite Mon tae f**k sir. Enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I can't handle it. Body dosnt seem to like it. Pure shite Quitters never win, winners never quit. You’ve taken a severe body blow with irn bru changing. None of us seen it coming and it’s hit you hard, no doubt. But think about it, a life without Tennent’s? That’s not a life, it’s just an existence. Get yourself back on your feet, dust yourself down and get a pint of Tennent’s down the hatch! Not for me, not even for you, but for the country! Dae it for Scotland G_Man! (I am available for inspirational speaking and promotional material) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I dont expect better of many on here.... But you..... I’ve been here about 15 years, I’m the worst of them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 hour ago, G_Man1985 said: I can't handle it. Body dosnt seem to like it. Pure shite Couple of cans of Strongbow Dark Fruits, trick your body into think you're just consuming juice, jobs a good'un. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 When a fart sort of gets caught coming out. No, not a Shite for all the c***s out there, but a small bubble of gas that no matter how you squirm, or wriggle, it stays at the edge of your butthole.Very annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: I can't handle it. Body dosnt seem to like it. Pure shite Retire or just step back and take a break. Just go with the flow. You'll enjoy it all the more when you get back on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 4 hours ago, Stellaboz said: When a fart sort of gets caught coming out. No, not a Shite for all the c***s out there, but a small bubble of gas that no matter how you squirm, or wriggle, it stays at the edge of your butthole. Very annoying. ^^ Shat himself. Clearly shat himself. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 4 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: I've had 2 proper drinking sessions this year. Both times I'm shitting for Scotland and I feel like shit ( see what I did there ). Just isn't worth it. ( was at the time.) Meh Don't bother with it. It's much more difficult to stop regular drinking than to make it a habit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Retire or just step back and take a break. Just go with the flow. You'll enjoy it all the more when you get back on it. Here he is. The self righteous, plastic veggie, sometimes abstaining, bandana sporting, tights wearing, skipping, pars supporting so and so. That feels better now. Sorry Shands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Here he is. The self righteous, plastic veggie, sometimes abstaining, bandana sporting, leggings wearing, skipping, pars supporting so and so. That feels better now. Sorry Shands. They’re tights not leggings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 They’re tights not leggings. Happy now?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 (edited) Embryonic reporter just makes up arcade game character. https://stv.tv/news/features/1410983-how-nostalgic-game-consoles-bring-joy-to-a-new-generation/ It’s PacMan, hen. It says it in the photo. Edited March 24, 2018 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 I gave up using log tables. Pain in the arse carrying them around. Did you not consider putting your log tables in a bag instead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 24 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Did you not consider putting your log tables in a bag instead? My bag was full of abacuses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Music Chinese Whispers thread - are you fucking kidding me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Music Chinese Whispers thread - are you fucking kidding me? ^^^ Heads Gone thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My bag was full of abacuses. Abaci. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Abaci. Bless you!(20 minutes folks, 20 minutes!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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