Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: Always imagine her working in a chippy before coming home and smearing a Walls Vienetta all over her tits. Vanilla or minty? That’s a deal breaker for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 41 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: The Tour de France. f**k off. Cracking show when the cameras are on the scenery instead of the procession of sweaty lycra that was fixed when Sky set their budget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Mint (with a dash of tit sweat) would add an inch to me right there and then. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: Mint (with a dash of tit sweat) would add an inch to me right there and then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Adults/anyone over the age of 8 at a football game who don't actually watch the game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 7 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: The Tour de France. f**k off. This year's has been livened up a bit by plod gassing the riders. I'd watch if this sort of thing was a regular feature, like having a IED stage. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 This year's has been livened up a bit by plod gassing the riders. I'd watch if this sort of thing was a regular feature, like having a IED stage.Like road rash? (For the poster of a specific vintage) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Like road rash? (For the poster of a specific vintage)Give each rider a club and/or chain as well?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Just seen some knob wearing a t shirt that said "fucking lady gaga"Is that a description or a statement? Either way, I fucking hate humanity and the vast majority of its occupants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Just seen some knob wearing a t shirt that said "fucking lady gaga" Is that a description or a statement? Either way, I fucking hate humanity and the vast majority of its occupants. Yep. I Was vastly popular when I posted on FB that humans are c***s.. Stand by it though 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Customer: "Hi, I have an urgent breakdown, I wonder if you can help?" Me: "Certainly, what is the equipment and what is the problem?" Customer: "Oh, it's not your equipment, I'm just wondering if you know of any companies who can work on *our competitor* equipment?" Me: "Eh, no. Perhaps you'll be best phoning *our competitor*" Customer: "So you can't help me at all?" Me: "If you want an engineer from our company for our equipment I can help you, unfortunately we don't carry out work on *our competitor* equipment" Customer: *sighs and mumbles something under his breath* "Do you have the number for *your competitor*?" Me: "No, I'm sure it will be on their website" Customer: "Oh for gods sake" *slams phone down* If I haven't said it before (I have) then I'll say it again. People are awful. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: Customer: "Hi, I have an urgent breakdown, I wonder if you can help?" Me: "Certainly, what is the equipment and what is the problem?" Customer: "Oh, it's not your equipment, I'm just wondering if you know of any companies who can work on *our competitor* equipment?" Me: "Eh, no. Perhaps you'll be best phoning *our competitor*" Customer: "So you can't help me at all?" Me: "If you want an engineer from our company for our equipment I can help you, unfortunately we don't carry out work on *our competitor* equipment" Customer: *sighs and mumbles something under his breath* "Do you have the number for *your competitor*?" Me: "No, I'm sure it will be on their website" Customer: "Oh for gods sake" *slams phone down* If I haven't said it before (I have) then I'll say it again. People are awful. should've hit auto-redial and called them straight back under the guise of *our competitor's pre-emptive care line"* and then talked them through a massively convoluted 45 minute procedure - including some stroking of the appliance in question - which ends with placing the unit on the edge of a worksurface and just pushing it off on to the floor, at which point you announce that "now it's properly fucked - I suggest that you buy a replacement from *your company* - goodbye !"... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: Customer: "Hi, I have an urgent breakdown, I wonder if you can help?" Me: "Certainly, what is the equipment and what is the problem?" Customer: "Oh, it's not your equipment, I'm just wondering if you know of any companies who can work on *our competitor* equipment?" Me: "Eh, no. Perhaps you'll be best phoning *our competitor*" Customer: "So you can't help me at all?" Me: "If you want an engineer from our company for our equipment I can help you, unfortunately we don't carry out work on *our competitor* equipment" Customer: *sighs and mumbles something under his breath* "Do you have the number for *your competitor*?" Me: "No, I'm sure it will be on their website" Customer: "Oh for gods sake" *slams phone down* If I haven't said it before (I have) then I'll say it again. People are awful. I think the company should at least make its mind up on its name. One minute its "Our Competitor" next minute its " Your Competitor". No wonder their equipment keeps breaking down if they cant even settle on a company name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 I think the company should at least make its mind up on its name. One minute its "Our Competitor" next minute its " Your Competitor". No wonder their equipment keeps breaking down if they cant even settle on a company name.I think his customer care was down right disgraceful, he should have told them to f**k off and not call him again. Note: I have never had customer service training in my life. I was asked to attended some course, I told them I was busy trying to f**k up someone life . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Just now, SlipperyP said: Note: I have never had customer service training in my life. This surprises me tbh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 This surprises me tbhCome naturally MM, some of a just born to command the unwashed, some get trained as they are the unwashed... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 5 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: 6 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Like road rash? (For the poster of a specific vintage) Give each rider a club and/or chain as well?! They already have chains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Getting up during night to do pish, main stream hits toliet, side stream pisses all over the floor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 21 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Getting up during night to do pish, main stream hits toliet, side stream pisses all over the floor. Side stream? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Side stream? Yes, bit of pish flies of to the right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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