ah-dee Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Got a mate not far off this. Will meet up with him every coupla months or so for a pint in a pub that's about half an hour away from me but across the road from him. He knows plenty other regulars so usually heads in before me by about ten minutes or so and I can tell if he got the last round last time we met up, even if it was months ago, because he will be sitting, at the bar, without a pint waiting on me getting a round in. If I got the last round last time he'll be halfway through his and have mine sitting there getting flat.we often meet up with her mum and boyfriend on a friday after everyones done work. we got there before them the first night i went and were sat with her mums pals who are a couple. i had half a pint left when the bloke said "quick neck that so alan has to get the round in when he gets here". naturally i thought he was a c**t only to later find out alan is a round dodger and the group use that move to force him to get the beers in. c***s all round! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 we often meet up with her mum and boyfriend on a friday after everyones done work. we got there before them the first night i went and were sat with her mums pals who are a couple. i had half a pint left when the bloke said "quick neck that so alan has to get the round in when he gets here". naturally i thought he was a c**t only to later find out alan is a round dodger and the group use that move to force him to get the beers in. c***s all round!Necking a pint to stitch up a notorious round dodger is absolutely acceptable. Shite pub manners must be dealt with remorselessly. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 hope you pulled him up on that? thats the definition of c**t behaviour!Absolutely. He was effectively peer pressured in to buying a pint. There was genuine shock that he thought just bunging the guy £2 was a valid option though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Absolutely. He was effectively peer pressured in to buying a pint. There was genuine shock that he thought just bunging the guy £2 was a valid option though. pubs really bring out the c**t in some folk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 After the fiasco of the mobile aerobics classes passing by my work window yesterday, there's now some Irish deedly music started up. Have people got no pubs to go to on Friday afternoon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 ^^^ Melanius "Mandalay Bay" Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: ^^^ Melanius "Mandalay Bay" Mullarkey Its that bloody Riverdance shite they're playing over and over again. I assume its another aerobics class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 50 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Its that bloody Riverdance shite they're playing over and over again. I assume its another aerobics class. Advantage of Riverdance is that you don't have to put your kebab down when you're doing it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 I try to avoid rounds without being a c**t about it. Sometimes I might want to switch from pints to a large malt when it's someone else's round and you can't ask for it without being an even bigger c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 19 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: 4 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Got a mate not far off this. Will meet up with him every coupla months or so for a pint in a pub that's about half an hour away from me but across the road from him. He knows plenty other regulars so usually heads in before me by about ten minutes or so and I can tell if he got the last round last time we met up, even if it was months ago, because he will be sitting, at the bar, without a pint waiting on me getting a round in. If I got the last round last time he'll be halfway through his and have mine sitting there getting flat. Have you told yer mate he is being a c**t? Language, Timothy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Nah. Shite mates again if that's the case. If my mates changes his drink then so be it. If I want to change my drink then I will also. If you insist on buying yer own then so be it. Think I'm just a gud c**t. Surely if you don't wanna be in a round you can just tell them? I do if I'm just stopping for a couple, just seems a bit unsociable if it's a sesh. Usually just buy my own short between rounds if I want one. Hate that Sambucas all round lads thing, thankfully I'm past that age group. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 As if any of you two have mates. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Fancy a pint at the Glenn's, say 7?Il tape the thing up in the place. You do the rest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: As if any of you two have mates. Fancy a pint at the Glenn's, say 7? Tell him to bring his own straw, he'll end trying to borrow yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 23 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: 24 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: As if any of you two have mates. Fancy a pint at the Glenn's, say 7? Sorry, washing my hair this evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Sorry, washing my hair this evening. Which one? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Which one? Baw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Folk pushing their shopping trolleys from the side seems to be all the rage down my way. The handle is on the back. Use it. sphincters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) Johnny Cash's claim that he'd been everywhere, yet could only only seem to run through a long list of cities across North America*. Bloody American. *He included Argentina tbf, although I'm not particularly convinced that he actually did and may have made this up for nothing more than rhyming purposes. Had he done so then you would think that he might have popped into one of the adjacent countries, particularly if you're going to be recording and distributing fairly bold statements such as "I've been everywhere". Uruguay is just a hop, skip and a jump away from Buenos Aires after all. I also find it suspicious that neither New York or Los Angeles make his list, these being the two largest cities at opposite ends of his own country that you think would deserve a mention. Personally I think the c**t was at it. Not once did I see him around Aberdeen, never mind Brechin. Edited September 21, 2018 by Hedgecutter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 My local I’ll just drink with my mate and we’ll go for pint for pint, no drama. There’s 4 or 5 do a round but it’ll go from pint, to double nip, to jäger bomb every other drink so it’s a hassle (these are boys much older than myself and the day of the week makes no difference mind), but there’s also a few boys who’ll just buy themselves and avoid any grouping. Thinking about all that I’m wondering why I bother and how many boys all frequent the pub! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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