GordonD Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, coprolite said: They could be if they turned the heating down. The staff in high street shops are a pain in the hoop as well. "can i help you there sir?" who needs help looking at stuff on shelves and carrying the chosen tat to a till? You don't get that shite in home bargains. Maybe they've fingered you as a potential shoplifter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Maybe they've fingered you as a potential shoplifter. Woof! Who knew shoplifting can be such fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 16 minutes ago, GordonD said: Maybe they've fingered you as a potential shoplifter. myself and the wife got tailed by security, very, very, deliberately, conspicuously, through Harvey Nicholls in Embra. It must have been obvious we couldn't afford anything in there. he never poked us though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 I was in Stonehaven yesterday afternoon and the majority of shops were closed for Sunday (as opposed to closed down). If shop owners are taking half the weekend off (the only two days of the week that many/most people can manage) a week before Christmas then they have little right to whinge. These places also like to have a cheeky wee Tuesday or Wednesday off and shut at 3 pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Contestant on Tipping Point... Q. Which world leader survived more than 600 assassination attempts including an exploding cigar? Contestant - Bill Clinton F Castro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Folk that get all upset if you say something like "fancy going for lunch, I'm starving", replying with "if you want to know what starving is then go to Ethiopia (blah blah blah blah blah)". It's a figure of speech you imbeciles. Imagine calling people imbeciles. If you want to see imbeciles... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Deep-sea diving 'round the clock, bikini bottoms, lager topsI could get used to this. ’sat right mate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 After having my new reading glasses on top of my head when not using them today at work, it feels like they are still there. Bloody annoying . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 A spaceman came travelling. The cover version with nina nesbit. When she goes to do the na, na, na bits. She takes a big massive audible deep breath. I understand that to do that song you require the lung capacity to do so, but surely we live in an age where there is technology that can cut that deep breath from the song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Being mid transaction using an app or web portal and being interrupted by a pop up asking you to complete a user survey entitled something like ‘tell us how we’re doing’? or ‘are you enjoying using this app’? It drives me f*ckin nuts. Let me at least complete what I came in here for first eh ffs!?? I realise cookies have their purpose, but don’t let it slow down the whole process. I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve just dropped an exchange if I’ve been unable to dump the survey immediately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Or as soon as you have installed the app, the first time you use it, they want a five star review. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 me and her have the same conversation everyday before she goes to work and at least 3 times in the evening."wheres my phone?" "cant find it""can you call it please?""i cant hear it"no you can't find it as its on silent. its always on silent!that phone better be on silent as shes getting a good ride elsewhere! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 People talking about "man flu" as if it's an actual illness rather than a meaningless neologism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 15 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Deep-sea diving 'round the clock, bikini bottoms, lager topsI could get used to this. ’sat right mate? Any time I hear his songs I think of this 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Opening a packet of crisps upside down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Got a cold coming on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Two emails a day from the Itv newsletter to tell me that they are going to stop the itv newsletter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Any time I hear his songs I think of this The boy is an absolute anus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The boy is an absolute anus. His favourite Roman god is Janus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 A family argument has broken out and the old thing comes up that people who are unreasonable but obstinate end up getting their way because everyone wants to get along so placate them with apologies. Eventually you have to just say f*ck off, although with Christmas incoming that's unlikely. Tsk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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