SANTAN Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Knorrs Micro Noodles being discontinued. Every day I think about them. I once wrote a drunken e-mail to Unilever but they didn't take me seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UAE1929 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 55 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Harry Redknapp advertising anything and everything on TV and radio. How much money does one dog need? FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Harry Redknapp advertising anything and everything on TV and radio. How much money does one person need? See Elba, Idris also. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Harry Redknapp advertising anything and everything on TV and radio. How much money does one person need? "Hi, we'd like to offer you a few thousand pounds for a couple of hours work". Hard to resist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 The personification of inanimate objects. "Try me!", "I'm new!", "I'm not in service", et cetera. Tins of own brand coffee have no right using first person. The infantilisation of society continues. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 The personification of inanimate objects. "Try me!", "I'm new!", "I'm not in service", et cetera. Tins of own brand coffee have no right using first person. The infantilisation of society continues. Virgin Trains getting people to voice the toilets. All the major psychoanalysts would’ve had a field day with stuff like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 8 hours ago, NotThePars said: Virgin Trains getting people to voice the toilets. All the major psychoanalysts would’ve had a field day with stuff like this. I went for a pish on a Virgin train and forgot they had done that. I thought the f*cking bog was haunted until I remembered. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 On 20/12/2020 at 13:11, Zen Archer Esq. said: Fucking arseholes. Soap and water kills Coronavirus. Should have hosed the manky b*****ds 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocketman Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 (edited) When a quiz contestant or a caller comes on the BBC and say they are a "manager for a well known chain of chicken fast food restaurants" or something to that effect. They say is in such a smarmy dull voice that gives the impression they use this phrase to always describe their employer. In any case do the BBC still care about this form of "advertising"? Edited December 22, 2020 by KingRocketman II 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 32 minutes ago, KingRocketman II said: When a quiz contestant or a caller comes on the BBC and say they are a "manager for a well known chain of chicken fast food restaurants" or something to that effect. They say is in such a smarmy dull voice that gives the impression they use this phrase to always describe their employer. In any case do the BBC still care about this form of "advertising"? I don't think there's a network that doesn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 20 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Harry Redknapp advertising anything and everything on TV and radio. How much money does one person need? Suprised how much work someone who supposedly can't read and doesn't have email can get! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Can't think what the bloody things are called, but BBC News' new love affair with showing those fluctuating noise level / audiogram type things whenever they're playing a voice clip. Unless they're obscuring the photo of somebody who's butt ugly, who or what the f*** is it useful for?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 3 hours ago, 101 said: Suprised how much work someone who supposedly can't read and doesn't have email can get! Chuck him The Racing Post and see if he can read. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Can't think what the bloody things are called, but BBC News' new love affair with showing those fluctuating noise level / audiogram type things whenever they're playing a voice clip. Unless they're obscuring the photo of somebody who's butt ugly, who or what the f*** is it useful for?! Prevents ne’er-do-wells from overdubbing, cutting or editing it and subsequently misrepresenting it as something else on social media. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Currently having to queue to get into a shop because it’s only big enough for 2 people at a time. The amount of utter simpleton couples who are queuing and going in together is infuriating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 16 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Currently having to queue to get into a shop because it’s only big enough for 2 people at a time. The amount of utter simpleton couples who are queuing and going in together is infuriating. @pozbaird 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Taking a sip if your coffee only to discover you hadn't actually boiled the kettle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 People who "play devils advocate". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, The Moonster said: People who "play devils advocate". “Hey Siri. Play Devil’s Advocate”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 (edited) 43 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: “Hey Siri. Play Devil’s Advocate”. Not having the same temperature on both sides of your car/ van is my PTTGOYN Edited December 23, 2020 by 101 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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