Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 9 minutes ago, renton said: https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/20227505.walkers-crisps-reveal-update-worcester-sauce-crisps/ Fuckers. They’re shite anyway. Like all Walkers. These are god tier Worcestershire Sauce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 On the swally yesterday and ended up basically begging my mate to go to sleep about 7am. He'd woke me up asking I'd to go for a pint at opening so I'm wide awake and half pished and he's fucked off back to sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 (edited) On 01/07/2022 at 22:53, Arch Stanton said: On that subject, people who pronounce GIF as JIF, even though the "G" stands for "graphic". Didn't the creator actually come out and say a few years ago that it's pronounced JIF? E.T.A aye, here it is Edited July 4, 2022 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 On 02/07/2022 at 00:03, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Neil Young was touring an album about 12 years ago, he pissed off the audience by stating, we'll start by playing my new tunes from start to finish. After every song the audience shouted out 'requests' but the band stuck to the task. Young announced an interval after the album was played out, then came out after the break and played the whole thing all over again. Was that not the Tonight's The Night tour back in the 70s? He played the new album, came back out and said "We're gonna play some stuff we know you'll have heard before..." Big cheer, then he launched into the new album again. There was a time a while back though when he played the SECC and there was a sizeable chunk of the set consisting of songs that he must have just written and AFAIK still hasn't recorded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 Didn't the creator actually come out and say a few years ago that it's pronounced JIF? E.T.A aye, here it is f**k it, he's deid, let's all just call them gifs (with a g) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 On the swally yesterday and ended up basically begging my mate to go to sleep about 7am. He'd woke me up asking I'd to go for a pint at opening so I'm wide awake and half pished and he's fucked off back to sleep.This never ever works. Feels like a great idea at the time, but the folk who feel really awake and definitely ready to go out for the day at that time always crash and burn early doors. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 2 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Didn't the creator actually come out and say a few years ago that it's pronounced JIF? E.T.A aye, here it is Aye. GIF is one of those words where you'd only look like a complete dick if you pronounced it correctly. Foreign football clubs / foreign footballer player names usually provide the best examples of this genre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 Cutesy portmanteau names for made-up dog breeds...lassie in work was going on about her new cockapoo. It's a fucking mongrel, hen. Tempted to get a cocker spaniel/doberman cross so I can call it a cockdobber though. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 10 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Cutesy portmanteau names for made-up dog breeds...lassie in work was going on about her new cockapoo. It's a fucking mongrel, hen. Tempted to get a cocker spaniel/doberman cross so I can call it a cockdobber though. What about a Shitzu/Cocker X would that be a shittycock or a cockyshit? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 16 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Cutesy portmanteau names for made-up dog breeds...lassie in work was going on about her new cockapoo. It's a fucking mongrel, hen. Tempted to get a cocker spaniel/doberman cross so I can call it a cockdobber though. What about Cocker Spaniel and Mastiff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: What about Cocker Spaniel and Mastiff. MassiveStiffCockSpan ? That's a bit of a mouthful.......................... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 Just now, Florentine_Pogen said: MassiveStiffCockSpan ? That's a bit of a mouthful.......................... I'm sure you'll get used to it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 8 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I'm sure you'll get used to it. I set them up....................................etc,.......... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 12 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Didn't the creator actually come out and say a few years ago that it's pronounced JIF? E.T.A aye, here it is Not like an American to have a tenuous grasp of English pronunciation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Herbalife sellers. Seriously, just f**k off please. I know people that constantly wear the t shirts and the daft badges, even when they are going out for a family meal. A couple of years ago my wife and I enquired about doing herbalife - £76 a month! Needless to say we didn't bother. 2 years down the line, we've lost nearly 5 stones between us, Just by eating a bit healthier and doing plenty of walking. It's all Just a big commission based scam. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 6 minutes ago, philpy said: Herbalife sellers. Seriously, just f**k off please. I know people that constantly wear the t shirts and the daft badges, even when they are going out for a family meal. A couple of years ago my wife and I enquired about doing herbalife - £76 a month! Needless to say we didn't bother. 2 years down the line, we've lost nearly 5 stones between us, Just by eating a bit healthier and doing plenty of walking. It's all Just a big commission based scam. Did PalletLife turn down your application ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Surely Herbalife isn't still going? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 It would be nice to think that Dr Alban got into it. He’d have been a great salesperson for it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 2 hours ago, TheScarf said: Surely Herbalife isn't still going? Yep. I remember seeing a post on twitter a while back, lee mair was on holiday abroad with his family, he took his laptop and was "recruiting" people in the hotel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 26 minutes ago, philpy said: Yep. I remember seeing a post on twitter a while back, lee mair was on holiday abroad with his family, he took his laptop and was "recruiting" people in the hotel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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