Sergeant Wilson Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 1 hour ago, TheScarf said: The place I work at always send out emails when a former employee has died. You know, someone who's worked there and worked with a lot of people who still work here. Got one this morning about a guy who retired in 1997, 26 fucking years ago, as if anyone working here will know who the f**k he was. Who the f**k calls their dead spouses work from 26 years ago to tell them they've died ffs. I'd be looking for a day off for the funeral. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 12 hours ago, TheScarf said: The place I work at always send out emails when a former employee has died. You know, someone who's worked there and worked with a lot of people who still work here. Got one this morning about a guy who retired in 1997, 26 fucking years ago, as if anyone working here will know who the f**k he was. Who the f**k calls their dead spouses work from 26 years ago to tell them they've died ffs. How about a guy who died and had retired 23 years ago? What about if I told you his extremely hot and wealthy daughter that we all saw on The Apprentice, and now 33 y-o, was going to be at the funeral? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 6 hours ago, TxRover said: How about a guy who died and had retired 23 years ago? What about if I told you his extremely hot and wealthy daughter that we all saw on The Apprentice, and now 33 y-o, was going to be at the funeral? His corpse would be minging by now so it's a No from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 The tune when they're counting down the board from 100 on Pointless. It invokes a feeling of daytime TV desperation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 45 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: The tune when they're counting down the board from 100 on Pointless. It invokes a feeling of daytime TV desperation. I fucking hate Richard Osman with a passion. Now that he's gone from Pointless i thought I thought it would be much better but to be honest they seem to be just trawling through the shit comedians from Dave. Its Rose New Zealand wifie this week (wid btw) but she's shite. Ed Gamble was okayish last week. Plus they've changed the final and you can win a bonus £500 fi you get 3 pointless answers. At that stage I just want people to f**k off my telly and get the Grampian news on. Spoiler Still better than this p***k though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 36 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I fucking hate Richard Osman with a passion. Now that he's gone from Pointless i thought I thought it would be much better but to be honest they seem to be just trawling through the shit comedians from Dave. Its Rose New Zealand wifie this week (wid btw) but she's shite. Ed Gamble was okayish last week. Plus they've changed the final and you can win a bonus £500 fi you get 3 pointless answers. At that stage I just want people to f**k off my telly and get the Grampian news on. Reveal hidden contents Still better than this p***k though. Can't agree. House of Games is a thing of beauty...apart from speccy wanting in on the act at every given opportunity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I fucking hate Richard Osman with a passion. Now that he's gone from Pointless i thought I thought it would be much better but to be honest they seem to be just trawling through the shit comedians from Dave. Its Rose New Zealand wifie this week (wid btw) but she's shite. Ed Gamble was okayish last week. Plus they've changed the final and you can win a bonus £500 fi you get 3 pointless answers. At that stage I just want people to f**k off my telly and get the Grampian news on. Hide contents Still better than this p***k though. Quite a reaction for such a vanilla guy! Edited April 19, 2023 by mathematics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I fucking hate Richard Osman with a passion. Now that he's gone from Pointless i thought I thought it would be much better but to be honest they seem to be just trawling through the shit comedians from Dave. Its Rose New Zealand wifie this week (wid btw) but she's shite. Ed Gamble was okayish last week. Plus they've changed the final and you can win a bonus £500 fi you get 3 pointless answers. At that stage I just want people to f**k off my telly and get the Grampian news on. Reveal hidden contents Still better than this p***k though. Also, as a highly infrequent viewer of Pointless I have no idea who "Rose New Zealand wifie" is and it must be said that my interest has been piqued. Please provide further information. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: Can't agree. House of Games is a thing of beauty...apart from speccy wanting in on the act at every given opportunity. I like HoG, its the lanky speccy attention seeking "did you get that at home", "me me me, I know the answer can I answer - no you cant youre the fucking host you p***k" c**t I cant abide. 17 minutes ago, mathematics said: Quite a reaction for such a vanilla guy! Me or the shitty book writing speccy lanky twat face? 12 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Also, as a highly infrequent viewer of Pointless I have no idea who "Rose New Zealand wifie" is and it must be said that my interest has been piqued. Please provide further information. Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 Is Matafeo that difficult to remember/spell? Replacing someones surname with their country is a very gammon trait. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I like HoG, its the lanky speccy attention seeking "did you get that at home", "me me me, I know the answer can I answer - no you cant youre the fucking host you p***k" c**t I cant abide. Me or the shitty book writing speccy lanky twat face? Reveal hidden contents I take it you're not part of the bespectacled community 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 1 minute ago, Cosmic Joe said: I take it you're not part of the bespectacled community On the contrary. I want him kicked out of speccy community given the fact that hes a fucking dickheaded w****r. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: Is Matafeo that difficult to remember/spell? Replacing someones surname with their country is a very gammon trait. He was right with the wid part though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 Probably one for the c***s on the road thread but drivers who when turning left have to move out to the right before the turn left. this might be specific to where I live but rips my knitting 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 3 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Also, as a highly infrequent viewer of Pointless I have no idea who "Rose New Zealand wifie" is and it must be said that my interest has been piqued. Please provide further information. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 3 hours ago, The Moonster said: Is Matafeo that difficult to remember/spell? Replacing someones surname with their country is a very gammon trait. Calm doon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 39 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Unusual Haka pose tbh…. Yeah, unnecessary stereotypes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 49 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Not too shabby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 Glenn Hoddle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 11 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: On the contrary. I want him kicked out of speccy community given the fact that hes a fucking dickheaded w****r. Next you'll be wanting me kicked out on the same grounds, you intolerant swine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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