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Just now, Derry Alli said:

 

After 3 phonecalls from Mauro, I needed to get a sparky out to test a circuit board and when I phoned him back was put back through to Belgium where it has been discovered my company isn't on their approved installation list nor is the supplier they sold it to (they're allowed to buy in and sell on but not fit) so there won't be any help forthcoming and if it needs an engineer to look at it they can send somebody up from Ramsworth (?) In England.

FML.

Just have a go yourself. What could go wrong?

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4 minutes ago, Derry Alli said:

 

After 3 phonecalls from Mauro, I needed to get a sparky out to test a circuit board and when I phoned him back was put back through to Belgium where it has been discovered my company isn't on their approved installation list nor is the supplier they sold it to (they're allowed to buy in and sell on but not fit) so there won't be any help forthcoming and if it needs an engineer to look at it they can send somebody up from Ramsworth (?) In England.

FML.

"Sorry mate its fucked and you'll need to replace it with a manufacturer that isn't a complete c**t."

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I fitted it a fortnight ago. Everything g was going swimmingly until the roof of the building split and they isolated all the electrics. Now the same parameters yield very different results.

Condemn and go again, I reckon.

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5 hours ago, hk blues said:

I just got a new car, 1st time I've driven in almost 20 years.  Putting aside the fact some c**t rear-ended me on Monday (settle down Kenneth) which isn't petty considering he had no insurance but that's another story - I'm not a fan of the keyless remote entry.  It's handy but what's to stop someone nipping in behind you whilst you're still within the operating distance of the remote fob?  Nothing that I can see.

The car won’t start without the fob detected within the vehicle. The unlock function uses the externally focused antenna array to detect proximity to a door that allows unlocking or the boot. The start function relies upon an internally focused antenna set that will panic if you step out of the car with the fob while it’s running.

On that thought, how many P&B’ers have actually cleaned, adjusted (gapped) or replaced points? When was the last mass manufactured points equipped car sold?

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1 hour ago, TxRover said:

The car won’t start without the fob detected within the vehicle. The unlock function uses the externally focused antenna array to detect proximity to a door that allows unlocking or the boot. The start function relies upon an internally focused antenna set that will panic if you step out of the car with the fob while it’s running.

On that thought, how many P&B’ers have actually cleaned, adjusted (gapped) or replaced points? When was the last mass manufactured points equipped car sold?

I changed my own windscreen wipers. If you need any tips on how to do car stuff i'm happy to help. 

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14 minutes ago, coprolite said:

I changed my own windscreen wipers. If you need any tips on how to do car stuff i'm happy to help. 

Right, on a 2020 Toyota, what’s the easiest way to change the blades without buying the entire replacement assembly?

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2 minutes ago, TxRover said:

Right, on a 2020 Toyota, what’s the easiest way to change the blades without buying the entire replacement assembly?

Wear a big coat lined with foil into Halfords, stick the wiper boxes in  your pants and leg it. 

Then change the assembly. 

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2 hours ago, TxRover said:

The car won’t start without the fob detected within the vehicle. The unlock function uses the externally focused antenna array to detect proximity to a door that allows unlocking or the boot. The start function relies upon an internally focused antenna set that will panic if you step out of the car with the fob while it’s running.

On that thought, how many P&B’ers have actually cleaned, adjusted (gapped) or replaced points? When was the last mass manufactured points equipped car sold?

About 30 odd years ago, this was an activity my dad would hand over to a 10 year old me of a weekend.  Along with rewiring/replacing fuses on an alarming amount of plugs . 

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6 hours ago, TxRover said:

The car won’t start without the fob detected within the vehicle. The unlock function uses the externally focused antenna array to detect proximity to a door that allows unlocking or the boot. The start function relies upon an internally focused antenna set that will panic if you step out of the car with the fob while it’s running.

On that thought, how many P&B’ers have actually cleaned, adjusted (gapped) or replaced points? 

Probably only one. 

Congratulations! 

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10 hours ago, TxRover said:

The car won’t start without the fob detected within the vehicle. The unlock function uses the externally focused antenna array to detect proximity to a door that allows unlocking or the boot. The start function relies upon an internally focused antenna set that will panic if you step out of the car with the fob while it’s running.

On that thought, how many P&B’ers have actually cleaned, adjusted (gapped) or replaced points? When was the last mass manufactured points equipped car sold?

Me. And I can set a carburetor, change the spark plugs and, thanks to my father's awful 78 Vauxhall Viva (I passed my test in it!) I can also change a head gasket. 

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3 hours ago, Raidernation said:

Me. And I can set a carburetor, change the spark plugs and, thanks to my father's awful 78 Vauxhall Viva (I passed my test in it!) I can also change a head gasket. 

Nice, I had a '73 Mustang with a 351 Cleveland and a nasty habit of shooting a stream of petrol out of the accelerator pump and onto the hot engine. The distributer died, and we hooked it to an engine analyzer and it was trying to fire on "all 13 cylinders". So a distributer change joined my repertoire in addition to using the girlfriend's emery board to file/clean the points. Also spent time with the horrific Ford Cologne V-6.

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Having a Dundee postcode but living in Fife.

Some courier companies consider Dundee to be in the far-flung Highlands and will only deliver on certain days, or charge extra. 

A mile down the road with a KY postcode and it's no issue.

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15 hours ago, TxRover said:

The car won’t start without the fob detected within the vehicle. The unlock function uses the externally focused antenna array to detect proximity to a door that allows unlocking or the boot. The start function relies upon an internally focused antenna set that will panic if you step out of the car with the fob while it’s running.

On that thought, how many P&B’ers have actually cleaned, adjusted (gapped) or replaced points? When was the last mass manufactured points equipped car sold?

Cheers - I suspected as much but a quick check online said that depending on the vehicle the fob may activate both doors and engine remotely- I thought that had to be BS as cars would be getting stolen left, right and centre.  

As for points - I have never cleaned, adjusted or replaced points.  Mainly because I have no idea where they are, or even what they are! 

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On 26/07/2023 at 21:45, Soapy FFC said:

The longest day was over a month ago. The nights are starting to draw in. It’s rained more days than it’s been warm and sunny in the last month. The leaves on the tree out the back from me are starting to turn orange and brown and look autumnal. Scottish schools finish the summer holidays in under 3 weeks. But, as the English schools have just gone on holiday, I’m being told on every TV channel that summer has just started.

There are about 3/4 tv channels showing Christmas films as well….

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13 minutes ago, hk blues said:

Cheers - I suspected as much but a quick check online said that depending on the vehicle the fob may activate both doors and engine remotely- I thought that had to be BS as cars would be getting stolen left, right and centre.  

As for points - I have never cleaned, adjusted or replaced points.  Mainly because I have no idea where they are, or even what they are! 

As TxRover says, my car (Kia Sorento) wouldn't start unless the key was physically inside the car. If it's not and you try to start it, it just beeps at you and complains about the key not being detected. If some thief did sneak into the car whilst my back was turned, then they'd have to make do with trying to find something of worth amongst the kids' rubbish and toys.

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2 minutes ago, Swarley said:

As TxRover says, my car (Kia Sorento) wouldn't start unless the key was physically inside the car. If it's not and you try to start it, it just beeps at you and complains about the key not being detected. If some thief did sneak into the car whilst my back was turned, then they'd have to make do with trying to find something of worth amongst the kids' rubbish and toys.

Yep, as I said I suspected what I had read was BS.  Not having owned a car for almost 20 years I was a bit surprised at the remote locking/unlocking system as anybody could nip in behind you and open the door and grab whatever was on the seat.  That said, I've worked out the operating distance is about 3m so they'd need to be pretty nippy to get in and away in that time.  

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2 hours ago, TxRover said:

Nice, I had a '73 Mustang with a 351 Cleveland and a nasty habit of shooting a stream of petrol out of the accelerator pump and onto the hot engine. The distributer died, and we hooked it to an engine analyzer and it was trying to fire on "all 13 cylinders". So a distributer change joined my repertoire in addition to using the girlfriend's emery board to file/clean the points. Also spent time with the horrific Ford Cologne V-6.

Why am I not surprised?

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