Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 15 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: Americans inserting an entirely superfluous, totally of unnecessary 'of' into the middle of a sentence. Eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Think maybe I need to talk to someone about this.... He'll be fine, don't worry about Pete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Condoms having security tags on them in supermarkets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 20 minutes ago, throbber said: Condoms having security tags on them in supermarkets. You'll just have to buy them from now on, instead of nicking them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 11 minutes ago, scottsdad said: You'll just have to buy them from now on, instead of nicking them. Is stealing condoms a big deal? Imagine having a security tag on them and some employee having to come and remove it at self scanner. The same goes for pregnancy tests 3 years ago when I last bought one the young lad working there needed to request assistance in getting the security tag off and it took about 10 minutes. It was probably the only time I’d been rude to someone in a shop before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 39 minutes ago, throbber said: Is stealing condoms a big deal? Imagine having a security tag on them and some employee having to come and remove it at self scanner. The same goes for pregnancy tests 3 years ago when I last bought one the young lad working there needed to request assistance in getting the security tag off and it took about 10 minutes. It was probably the only time I’d been rude to someone in a shop before. Which was probably about 8 minutes more than the act itself necessitating the test. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 The word 'tasty', seeing as non-tasty things have taste too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 31 minutes ago, hk blues said: Which was probably about 8 minutes more than the act itself necessitating the test. Being a bit optimistic there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 minute ago, throbber said: Being a bit optimistic there. I didn't want to hurt your feelings so went for what I thought was an average time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 7 minutes ago, hk blues said: I didn't want to hurt your feelings so went for what I thought was an average time. I spoke about it before but when we were actually trying for a baby I couldn’t get finished quick enough, there was a weird tension in the air and I felt like I was being watched/judged by a baby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 minute ago, throbber said: I spoke about it before but when we were actually trying for a baby I couldn’t get finished quick enough, there was a weird tension in the air and I felt like I was being watched/judged by a baby. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: The word 'tasty', seeing as non-tasty things have taste too. Off The Ball is bad for this. Stuart Cosgrove describing games and players as tasty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 2 hours ago, hk blues said: Which was probably about 8 minutes more than the act itself necessitating the test. Fucking show off. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: Fucking show off. To be fair, that includes foreplay, showering and negotiating over price! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 2 hours ago, throbber said: Being a bit optimistic there. "In out, in out, shake it all about........" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 12 minutes ago, hk blues said: To be fair, that includes foreplay, showering and negotiating over price! The Duke of Monmouth (I think) was a bit more succinct when speaking of coitus............................... "The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous and the expense damnable..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 19 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Eh? That's Canadians, and they do it at the end of sentences 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 5 hours ago, throbber said: Is stealing condoms a big deal? Imagine having a security tag on them and some employee having to come and remove it at self scanner. Do they have to test them before you can buy them? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: The word 'tasty', seeing as non-tasty things have taste too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 24 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Do they have to test them before you can buy them? Sounds like the sort of thing that would happen at the Asda in straiton. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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