Boghead ranter Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 4 hours ago, Zetterlund said: It's great fun being in your 40s and getting up in the morning trying to guess which joints aren't going to work properly today. 4 hours ago, TxRover said: Plan for a random pair in your 50’s…I dread the 60’s+, but it beats the option. 4 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: Picking the joints that do work is easier, it a much shorter list, No pain in left thumb and right knee today, Ok let's crack creak on I fondly remember being able to put my socks on without having to find somewhere to sit down first. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Just heard that Texas Hold Em song by Beyonce, what a load of utter shite, its the same generic pop pish she's always released how is it a country song? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 49, 50 later this year and I swear my cock is the only thing that isn't stiff every morning 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Spent yesterday doing DIY jobs, and think that resulted in the knackered knee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 More than a PTTGOYN. but.. Went to withdraw cash from the atm outside a nearby shop, only for it not to dispence the cash with a "please collect your cash message on the screen". Need to wait until tomorrow to contact my bank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 3 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: I fondly remember being able to put my socks on without having to find somewhere to sit down first. A few more years and you won’t even remember having those memories or what socks are actually for. You’ll likely just put them on your hands. Getting auld is a b*****d! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 1 hour ago, superwell87 said: More than a PTTGOYN. but.. Went to withdraw cash from the atm outside a nearby shop, only for it not to dispence the cash with a "please collect your cash message on the screen". Need to wait until tomorrow to contact my bank. Got this from an ATM today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 16 hours ago, superwell87 said: More than a PTTGOYN. but.. Went to withdraw cash from the atm outside a nearby shop, only for it not to dispence the cash with a "please collect your cash message on the screen". Need to wait until tomorrow to contact my bank. I don't use cash machines often these days but the other day I had to use one to lift a tenner for a birthday card and the lowest preset amount option was 50 quid ! This went up in increments to £500. When did this become a thing ?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 18 hours ago, Empty It said: Just heard that Texas Hold Em song by Beyonce, what a load of utter shite, its the same generic pop pish she's always released how is it a country song? What gets called country now is generic pop pish except they sing about having a pick-up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 On 20/02/2024 at 21:49, DiegoDiego said: Stopping play when someone gets cramp. If you're not fit enough, tough shite. I was at a game years ago and Mark Walters went down with cramp. Knowing the link between potassium deficiency and cramp I threw on the banana I had saved for lunch, but I'm the bad guy? FML. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 To be fair, you should have known you're not allowed to bring in your own food and drink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 17 hours ago, scottsdad said: Spent yesterday doing DIY jobs, and think that resulted in the knackered knee. The sooner you get back to sending cheating students to the oubliette, the better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, velo army said: I was at a game years ago and Mark Walters went down with cramp. Knowing the link between potassium deficiency and cramp I threw on the banana I had saved for lunch, but I'm the bad guy? FML. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 57 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: The sooner you get back to sending cheating students to the oubliette, the better. 4 hearings yesterday and another 5 tomorrow - my P&B time is being very hampered! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 2 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: I don't use cash machines often these days but the other day I had to use one to lift a tenner for a birthday card and the lowest preset amount option was 50 quid ! This went up in increments to £500. When did this become a thing ?! That's the first I've heard of the. Always a tenner minimum going up £200 (depending on AM). Where about is that ATM you used mate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 22 minutes ago, superwell87 said: That's the first I've heard of the. Always a tenner minimum going up £200 (depending on AM). Where about is that ATM you used mate? Zimbabwe by the sounds of it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 (edited) PAYE being useless. How the f**k can I have payed too little tax? Edited February 22 by MazzyStar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 3 minutes ago, MazzyStar said: PAYE being useless. How the f**k can I have payed too little tax? Typical border Tory. Just getting in there before fans of any other clubs make the obvious statement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 (edited) 4 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: Typical border Tory. Just getting in there before fans of any other clubs make the obvious statement. Paying tax isn’t the issue here, it’s government gateway telling me I owe them £42 when PAYE is supposed to deal with it. Edited February 22 by MazzyStar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 42 minutes ago, superwell87 said: That's the first I've heard of the. Always a tenner minimum going up £200 (depending on AM). Where about is that ATM you used mate? My reading is you can still get a tenner out or £20 or whatever just the presets are £50. ie the lazy fecker would have to type in what he wanted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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