Swampy Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 People who pronounce 'h' as 'itch' is a tad irritating "haitch" is arguably worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Stationery deliveries - with 15 boxes of photocopy paper to wheel up to the office. Ahm peched! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Stationery deliveries - with 15 boxes of photocopy paper to wheel up to the office. Ahm peched! Didn't you look at the paperwork? That's your latest batch of restraining orders. Keep it under the skirt, beardie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Didn't you look at the paperwork? That's your latest batch of restraining orders.Keep it under the skirt, beardie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Don't you have minions to do that for you, Kilt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Don't you have minions to do that for you, Kilt? Two trolley loads - and I only have one minion. We're a small but perfectly formed support team! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Two trolley loads - and I only have one minion. We're a small but perfectly formed support team! Don't knock it - you have a minion! Kudos! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 They have healthy eating initiatives, give out free fruit and encourage the kids to learn about what is healthy.As a result, junior scuttles around the house glugging milk by the gallon and scoffing grapes and apples telling me how healthy it is, all the while turning his nose up at me with my beer and my packet of Walkers Steak 'n' Onion flavour. If I hear the word healthy once more I shall scream. Cal: "Can I have a drink, mum? Me: "Do you want a cup of tea? Cal: "Tea's healthy in't it mum. Aaaaaargh I just want a blooming cup of tea in peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 If I hear the word healthy once more I shall scream.Aaaaaargh I just want a blooming cup of tea in peace. All that stress can't be healthy for you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 My broken wrist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Office Chair - Parts missing. Bar stools - Parts missing/parts not made correctly. Not a happy bunny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Dental abscesses. One side of my coupon looks like a hamster, and they can't do anything until Monday because of it. Worse still, I can't drink on the antibiotics they've given me. It never rains... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon the Rovers Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 My programme over the last few days- Monday- 7am- leave for work 8am- arrive at work 3pm- Get lunch break 7pm- leave work 8pm- arrive home and start moving furniture 10pm- stop moving furniture 10:15pm- Pregnant wife falls ill, rush to hospital 2am- Get home relieved it's nothing Tuesday 7am- leave for work 8am- arrive at work 3pm- Get lunch break 7pm- leave work 8pm- arrive home and start moving furniture 10pm- stop moving furniture Wednesday 7am- leave for work 8am- arrive at work 3pm- Get lunch break 5pm- Asked to stay on by boss until 7pm again 5:05pm- Tell boss where to go 7pm- arrive at Fir Park 11pm- Get home from Fir Park Thursday 7am- leave for work 8am- arrive at work 1pm- Lunch break at normal time I'm fucking knackered 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 My fourth on-call in less than a week. This rota is fcking atrocious. Although it does mean I have an cast-iron excuse for not going out with the guys from work tonight... every cloud and that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 What's wrong with them likes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 My fourth on-call in less than a week. This rota is fcking atrocious.Although it does mean I have an cast-iron excuse for not going out with the guys from work tonight... every cloud and that. Aye, it's a right hardship having your own wee office in which to skive on t'internet undetected. Some of us have to watch our backs whilst slacking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 In midweek Cup game gambling, not backing your instincts and knowledge of one of the teams in a certain fixture... My text to Coddy on Tuesday afternoon: 'Fife at 7/1 looks awfy temptin man. Mite pop into the bookies on the way home....'* *Didn't go into the bookies and have the £2/£3 I was thinking of having on it. Grrrr!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Just lash your money on Swedish 2nd division teams *Instantly regrets decision* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Ive just shaved off my entire beard, after a year of my chin being hidden (Ive been putting the moment off for weeks now). Im not going out until it grows back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Ive just shaved off my entire beard, after a year of my chin being hidden (Ive been putting the moment off for weeks now).Im not going out until it grows back. :o :o Why!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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