mid-table Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 It's alright, found it in the gunnels of one of the Lazyboys (cue more fnarr fnarr comments, I'm talking about the furniture here, not my weekend fun). And Igor isn't in Fife anymore so the need to steal stuff diminishes every day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Why are takeaways closed by the time I walk home? Be open later, takeaways! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Why are takeaways closed by the time I walk home? Be open later, takeaways! Barbeque Kings is open til 5am. That makes you a loser, and me a winner. I am that ace. ps. you prey on girls with low self esteem (as do I) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Barbeque Kings is open til 5am. That makes you a loser, and me a winner. I am that ace.ps. you prey on girls with low self esteem (as do I) Oh, I would kill lyn marie off of here for a takeaway to be open! I want barbeque kings! Need a takeaway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Oh, I would kill lyn marie off of here for a takeaway to be open! I want barbeque kings! Need a takeaway. Lyn-Marie is circa a foot and a half away from me. She basically want to kill you, and when i say basically, I mean literally. As do I. (We'll kill you twice (thrice, as Shakey wants a piece)) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Lyn-Marie is circa a foot and a half away from me. She basically want to kill you, and when i say basically, I mean literally.As do I. (We'll kill you twice (thrice, as Shakey wants a piece)) Well let LM live, as apparently she's hot. However, shakey must die. And then you must go to BBQ Kings...does it deliver to Stirling? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Well let LM live, as apparently she's hot. However, shakey must die. And then you must go to BBQ Kings...does it deliver to Stirling? Shakey doesn't want to die. Why must he? PS - Lyn-Marie says, One Nil to Mr H! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Well Monster, you can start laughing now. 27c, no cloud cover, nice sea breeze in Raglan, factor 30 on. Went swimming, thought this is quite nice... 15 minute burn time. Legs are completely scarlet, absolute agony. I wish it was snowing, cold and dreich. Gf has just farted, and it's stinking. She's away to bed laughing her head off, saying 'at least it's not a dutch oven...'. To think the day started with such promise. Pissed off, and very sore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Aye, but yer dug's a smasher. Not much consolation, just thought I'd mention it. Yay Hamish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Shakey doesn't want to die. Why must he?PS - Lyn-Marie says, One Nil to Mr H! In the harsh, cold, bleary light of day, Im prepared to say that killing for a takeaway is possibly overkill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 In the harsh, cold, bleary light of day, Im prepared to say that killing for a takeaway is possibly overkill. *unpacks car. Cancels trip to Stirling* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 *unpacks car. Cancels trip to Stirling* Bleh. Im not up to killing anyway, I am an ill ill ill individual. Plus I left part of my hearing aid on a dance floor in Bannockburn so Im going to have to schedule a trip to the hospital at some point. Bleh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Plus I left part of my hearing aid on a dance floor EH? SORRY? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 (edited) EH? SORRY? Bleh. Go have a fit, or whatever it is autistics do. Edited to add - The above comment was meant to be taken in jest, although it sounds rather harsh, sorry! Edited January 13, 2008 by xbl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Bleh. Go have a fit, or whatever it is autistics do. Edited to add - The above comment was meant to be taken in jest, although it sounds rather harsh, sorry! No offence taken chief, my comment was only in jest as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Bleh. Im not up to killing anyway, I am an ill ill ill individual. Plus I left part of my hearing aid on a dance floor in Bannockburn so Im going to have to schedule a trip to the hospital at some point. Bleh. Everyone seems to be fucked today apart from me. I feel fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Everyone seems to be fucked today apart from me. I feel fine. Whoop de fucking do. Go do some housework, or whatever it is women do. (See edit added to my post about philpy, I like you really!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Everyone seems to be fucked today apart from me. I feel fine. Aye, but you smell like scampi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Everyone seems to be fucked today apart from me. I feel fine. So who's Adam with? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Whoop de fucking do. Go do some housework, or whatever it is women do. (See edit added to my post about philpy, I like you really!) Housework done - Well, I say 'done', we've cleared the beer cans away and we're now ready for Adam's parents to come and visit. Why on Earth he thought it'd be a good idea to invite them round on Sunday and then go out on the piss on the Saturday, I don't know. Aye, but you smell like scampi. Maybe, but Adam's wearing nail varnish and has abusive slogans on his back because he fell asleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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