North Stand Bairn Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 When you get tuscan suasge with pasta and garlic bread for tea and the following happens.You note that the bread takes 15 minutes in the oven, and the pasta takes 4 minutes in the microwave. You start the micro bang on time and when it pings you note that the garlic bread is cooked to perfection. You then open the micro to find it completely empty before turning to see the pasta still sitting on the work surface, cold, and almost laughing at you. Sorry mate but :lol: :lol: :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 It was a fairly long sentence! I'm still dying (no pun intended, Monster) to meet Adam to find out how he captured the heart of the fair maiden. Monster - Lots of candidates in front of you to be the Forum Clown. Despite your continuing efforts to wish me into the grave, I find most of your posts entertaining in an intellectual sort of way. Were you the guy that put a coffin in the cloak room just in case? I didn't even know you were there. I didn't even know Lyn-Marie's head was there. world of warcraft offers a free back up system therefore your grade three wizard status will not be lost. :lol: I have been typing the same document all day! Its not a big document, and I know exactly what I want to say...its just that Im really struggling to get my thoughts in the appropriate written form. This is not normally a problem for me. Hope I get it finished soon, I want to sleep tonight. You are the moaniest c**t ever to grace this forum. I wish I put you in my Dead Pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Aye, procrastination. Went into the office this morning, planned and typed till half 5, came back here, ate tea, and came back up here, and typed/procrastinated till now. Just can't get in the mindset at all for some reason! How do you find out how many posts you have done a day? I reckon I must be up to some stupid number by now! You're on 14 a day mate. I know what you mean about the procrastination though, I'm supposed to be studying (Ihave 13 a day by the way ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 You are the moaniest c**t ever to grace this forum. I wish I put you in my Dead Pool. Well it is the petty nags thread! You might have a point though, I just looked at the posters for this thread...if you take both my incarnations into account, Im 5th most prolific poster in this thread. Im just a misery guts! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 (edited) You're on 14 a day mate. I know what you mean about the procrastination though, I'm supposed to be studying (Ihave 13 a day by the way ) Oh it gets worse, I just found what I was looking for... Clicky Todays top 5... Member Posts Ron Burgundy 132 ricster 66 xbl 52 HibeeJibee 46 Gretna mhak Attack 41 Edited January 15, 2008 by xbl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 (edited) Hello XBL You have 52 posts over the last 24 hours, that is 1.7% of the posts made in the past 24 hours Do you understand? Hello again You beat me to it and have left me looking foolish. I don't mind though. That is all Edited January 15, 2008 by stuart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Job applications. Again. Fuxake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Job applications. Again. Fuxake. The couple who's dog I walk is at same stage as you, he has pretty much the same feelings! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagsvayne Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Gettin called "Big Yin" when im workin. Dont know why, it just gets on my fucking nerves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Job applications. Again. Fuxake. The couple who's dog I walk is at same stage as you, he has pretty much the same feelings! The dog is pissed off about job applications? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 The dog is pissed off about job applications? Yeah, smart dog, planning to specialise in neruology. Or alternativly it was 2am and a rather badly constructed sentence! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 How did Burgundy manage 132 posts in a day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 PTTGOYN 6 week old kids who sleep well for 6 days and let you think you have cracked it, then they hit you with 2 sleepless nights in a row. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 PTTGOYN6 week old kids who sleep well for 6 days and let you think you have cracked it, then they hit you with 2 sleepless nights in a row. This isn't particularly helpful to you just now, but be grateful you got a baby of that age to sleep for 6 nights. My second was still waking during the night regularly until he was 3 months old. Admittedly, he only gave me one entirely sleepless night during that time, but I'd have given anything for just one night uninterrupted! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 This isn't particularly helpful to you just now, but be grateful you got a baby of that age to sleep for 6 nights. My second was still waking during the night regularly until he was 3 months old. Admittedly, he only gave me one entirely sleepless night during that time, but I'd have given anything for just one night uninterrupted! That's what Chloroform is for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 How did Burgundy manage 132 posts in a day? His warcraft world subscription has run out perhaps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 That's what Chloroform is for. I only use that on you, sweetheart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 This isn't particularly helpful to you just now, but be grateful you got a baby of that age to sleep for 6 nights. My second was still waking during the night regularly until he was 3 months old. Admittedly, he only gave me one entirely sleepless night during that time, but I'd have given anything for just one night uninterrupted! Thanks I never knew you had a child never mind 2, hope you kept your pelvic floor exercises going or it could be tena lady time in a few years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Thanks I never knew you had a child never mind 2, hope you kept your pelvic floor exercises going or it could be tena lady time in a few years. I'll bear that in mind! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Exam in 40 minutes.....just kill me now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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