Monster Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Is this some kind of 'social backwards with VW Polos' society? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 (edited) I am ill as f**k, my nose was completely blocked last night so I breathed through my mouth last night, which now means I've got a sore throat too.What's the thing at the back of your throat called, that's swollen to about twice the normal size. And this soccerette is annoying. It's called the uvula, and if it's swollen you just need to drink a lot of liquid. I was once dehydrated after a sporting event, drinking afterwards and then vomiting, and it was swollen like a beach ball. I remember vividly going to a tutorial on Monday (the whole sorry incident began on a Saturday evening) and having to "lift" my uvula off the back of my tongue (with my tongue, not my fingers) before speaking. (Sunday I'd successfully managed to avoid everyone and just lie in my room making death noises, so I didn't know how bad it was.) edit: this is assuming it's not swollen coz of some disease or something Edited January 12, 2008 by Swampy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I'm still fúcked, I've used over 130 tissues in 24 hours (cue fnarr fnarr comments), I can't breathe properly, however the real reason for posting here is that I've lost my phone, I haven't a clue where it is, I'm sure I had it in the house earlier but it has vapourised or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyfan Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I'm still fúcked, I've used over 130 tissues in 24 hours (cue fnarr fnarr comments), I can't breathe properly, however the real reason for posting here is that I've lost my phone, I haven't a clue where it is, I'm sure I had it in the house earlier but it has vapourised or something. Igor's just phoned me from a number that's not his own you know. Reach over and check his pockets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 It's alright, found it in the gunnels of one of the Lazyboys (cue more fnarr fnarr comments, I'm talking about the furniture here, not my weekend fun). And Igor isn't in Fife anymore so the need to steal stuff diminishes every day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Why are takeaways closed by the time I walk home? Be open later, takeaways! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Why are takeaways closed by the time I walk home? Be open later, takeaways! Barbeque Kings is open til 5am. That makes you a loser, and me a winner. I am that ace. ps. you prey on girls with low self esteem (as do I) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Barbeque Kings is open til 5am. That makes you a loser, and me a winner. I am that ace.ps. you prey on girls with low self esteem (as do I) Oh, I would kill lyn marie off of here for a takeaway to be open! I want barbeque kings! Need a takeaway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Oh, I would kill lyn marie off of here for a takeaway to be open! I want barbeque kings! Need a takeaway. Lyn-Marie is circa a foot and a half away from me. She basically want to kill you, and when i say basically, I mean literally. As do I. (We'll kill you twice (thrice, as Shakey wants a piece)) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Lyn-Marie is circa a foot and a half away from me. She basically want to kill you, and when i say basically, I mean literally.As do I. (We'll kill you twice (thrice, as Shakey wants a piece)) Well let LM live, as apparently she's hot. However, shakey must die. And then you must go to BBQ Kings...does it deliver to Stirling? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Well let LM live, as apparently she's hot. However, shakey must die. And then you must go to BBQ Kings...does it deliver to Stirling? Shakey doesn't want to die. Why must he? PS - Lyn-Marie says, One Nil to Mr H! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Well Monster, you can start laughing now. 27c, no cloud cover, nice sea breeze in Raglan, factor 30 on. Went swimming, thought this is quite nice... 15 minute burn time. Legs are completely scarlet, absolute agony. I wish it was snowing, cold and dreich. Gf has just farted, and it's stinking. She's away to bed laughing her head off, saying 'at least it's not a dutch oven...'. To think the day started with such promise. Pissed off, and very sore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Aye, but yer dug's a smasher. Not much consolation, just thought I'd mention it. Yay Hamish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Shakey doesn't want to die. Why must he?PS - Lyn-Marie says, One Nil to Mr H! In the harsh, cold, bleary light of day, Im prepared to say that killing for a takeaway is possibly overkill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 In the harsh, cold, bleary light of day, Im prepared to say that killing for a takeaway is possibly overkill. *unpacks car. Cancels trip to Stirling* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 *unpacks car. Cancels trip to Stirling* Bleh. Im not up to killing anyway, I am an ill ill ill individual. Plus I left part of my hearing aid on a dance floor in Bannockburn so Im going to have to schedule a trip to the hospital at some point. Bleh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Plus I left part of my hearing aid on a dance floor EH? SORRY? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 (edited) EH? SORRY? Bleh. Go have a fit, or whatever it is autistics do. Edited to add - The above comment was meant to be taken in jest, although it sounds rather harsh, sorry! Edited January 13, 2008 by xbl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Bleh. Go have a fit, or whatever it is autistics do. Edited to add - The above comment was meant to be taken in jest, although it sounds rather harsh, sorry! No offence taken chief, my comment was only in jest as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Bleh. Im not up to killing anyway, I am an ill ill ill individual. Plus I left part of my hearing aid on a dance floor in Bannockburn so Im going to have to schedule a trip to the hospital at some point. Bleh. Everyone seems to be fucked today apart from me. I feel fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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