Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Men ill never get yous. Invite us out to dinner for the 3rd time end up kissing then say you just wanna be pals. I'll never get women! If the boy in question tried to f**k you straight away you'd be on here complaining what arseholes men were and that they were just after the one thing. Make your fucking minds up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I'll never get women! If the boy in question tried to f**k you straight away you'd be on here complaining what arseholes men were and that they were just after the one thing. Make your fucking minds up. I could understand after one date if he said friends..! But 3 phoning me all the time as well. Actually quite liked him as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I could understand after one date if he said friends..! But 3 phoning me all the time as well. Actually quite liked him as well. Maybe you came on too strong, theres nothing worse than a desperate woman or maybe you have a weird laugh that embarrassed him or something. There's always the chance that he was a latent homosexual too. Did he ask you to speak in a deep voice and possibly comment on how he just loves your moustache? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I could understand after one date if he said friends..! But 3 phoning me all the time as well. Actually quite liked him as well. chances are his girlfriend was in danger of finding out about you and he decided to cut and run 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 (edited) There's always the chance that he was a latent homosexual too. Did he ask you to speak in a deep voice and possibly comment on how he just loves your moustache? HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD and he was single i know that for a fact Edited March 12, 2008 by thistleburd1876 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD There you have it then. Get a flat top, tell him your name is Butch and he's all yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEADand he was single i know that for a fact are you admitting to owning a moustache? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I could understand after one date if he said friends..! But 3 phoning me all the time as well. Actually quite liked him as well. I'll cheerfully pump you without buying you dinner first if that's what you're after, although I warn you - it's like a bairns arm gripping a satsuma. Make sure and not mention it to the wife though, not that she's be able to catch me anyway what with her being bandy legged now. In case you didn't get any of that I'm implying I have a massive cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 are you admitting to owning a moustache? No he must be gay.. ahh well i know im going all soppy but i sometimes hate being pals.. i was like i dont want to be your pal i just want to f*ck you jesus christ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 No he must be gay.. ahh well i know im going all soppy but i sometimes hate being pals.. i was like i dont want to be your pal i just want to f*ck you jesus christ. He died almost 2000 years ago : 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 He died almost 2000 years ago : haw haw haw aye that one as well .. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEADand he was single i know that for a fact Or you could be a munter? You could always ask him why, you then may understand it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Or you could be a munter? You could always ask him why, you then may understand it. Yeah thats it mate. Im a munter. Hes was no David Beckham himself. My mummy says im pretty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Did you start ranting to him about Scotland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 My puppy escapped out the front door, now my neighbour watched him run up the drive, rather than sit in her car for the extra 20 seconds it would have taken for me to get him, she reversed onto the road and drove towards me and the puppy, scaring him and making him leg it again. Now he's not to bad at coming back to me considering he's only 4 months old, but he got spooked. She really is a total cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Well thats the reason he first started calling cause he said he felt the same. Ahh well f*ck him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 A reason to be cheerful then: no ultra-nationalistic misinformed progeny to be formed from that relationship. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Fucking idiots calling up for Drs - wasting precious minutes of my time (i.e. PnB time). This guy calls up asking for Dr Williams (made up), i say sorry you have the wrong number, this is a research lab. He goes oh, i dialed the number given to me for him, but it just rings and rings, can you transfer me to him - no that is not possible, we don't have that ability. He goes But i need medicine, and approval from Dr Williams - again sorry, i can't help you. He then asks if i can transfer him to the reception/main desk whatever - sorry we don't have the ability to transfer anyone anywhere. He asks if i can find someone to do that. For the third time i tell him we don't have the ability to transfer, and even go on to tell him that we are a totally seperate system to the hospital. He then pipes up so you can't help me then. If i wasn't as polite as i am i would have replied no shit sherlock or something similar. What happened to a simple oh sorry, thanks anyway when you dial the wrong number. (if i was in Greenock i'd guess he was just after a fix of some sort anyway ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Fucking idiots calling up for Drs - wasting precious minutes of my time (i.e. PnB time).This guy calls up asking for Dr Williams (made up), i say sorry you have the wrong number, this is a research lab. He goes oh, i dialed the number given to me for him, but it just rings and rings, can you transfer me to him - no that is not possible, we don't have that ability. He goes But i need medicine, and approval from Dr Williams - again sorry, i can't help you. He then asks if i can transfer him to the reception/main desk whatever - sorry we don't have the ability to transfer anyone anywhere. He asks if i can find someone to do that. For the third time i tell him we don't have the ability to transfer, and even go on to tell him that we are a totally seperate system to the hospital. He then pipes up so you can't help me then. If i wasn't as polite as i am i would have replied no shit sherlock or something similar. What happened to a simple oh sorry, thanks anyway when you dial the wrong number. (if i was in Greenock i'd guess he was just after a fix of some sort anyway ) They call my mobile all the time and it's not even my name they ask for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Men ill never get yous. Invite us out to dinner for the 3rd time end up kissing then say you just wanna be pals. When I was a lad*, girls got one date to warm to the task and second to deliver. Third date and dinner? Sod that. * Cue ageist abuse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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