Fuctifano Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I'm taking early retirement. After the experience I had, it will take a lot of persuasion to get me pregnant again. He's a cracker though - is it wrong to laugh at a four week olds farts?? He's certainly his father's boy! i totally forgot you were expecting- congrats to you and Mr SJ, glad to hear everything went well (apart from the fartiness). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Edinburgh Council, who haven't tried to take any council tax for months and months (going back to last year) despite us setting up a direct debit have just tried to take £900 from my fiancees account She didn't have the cash to pay it so they are going to try again 'in the next few weeks' Ball park estimate guys? Quite pleased they are actually taking it though. Between my pay and her final cheque from her job we should cover it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Not every woman gets morning sickness. B) I was only sick once,and that was because my mam was cooking lorn sausage,and the smell of it cooking made me throw up. Edit: I still can't stand the smell of it being cooked. Also there is the matter of the streatch marks,swollen ankles,and last but no means least the leaking milk.! I didn't get any stretch marks till my third full pregnancy. I'm sure there's a lesson in there somewhere . Only leaking milk incident was a couple of droplets once at about 20 weeks pregnant with my first. Didn't even leak after they were born or whilst feeding. No swollen ankles for me either until pregnant with my youngest and even then it was only marginal. I did, however, feel nauseous till about 14 weeks each time and with my first had to take a new pathway through Manchester city centre to work to avoid any McDonalds as the smell knocked me sick! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I didn't get any stretch marks till my third full pregnancy. I'm sure there's a lesson in there somewhere . Only leaking milk incident was a couple of droplets once at about 20 weeks pregnant with my first. Didn't even leak after they were born or whilst feeding. No swollen ankles for me either until pregnant with my youngest and even then it was only marginal. I did, however, feel nauseous till about 14 weeks each time and with my first had to take a new pathway through Manchester city centre to work to avoid any McDonalds as the smell knocked me sick! My tummy is a haven for strech marks just now and I still get nausea! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 My tummy is a haven for strech marks just now and I still get nausea! I can't wear many of my tops now which I still wore with confidence right up to being pregnant with Scott. There's no way I can allow anyone to be subject to even the merest glimpse of the atlas which is my stomach! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 My tummy is a haven for strech marks just now and I still get nausea! And me. But I'm not even pregnant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Some bloody idiot ran into the back of my daughters car whilst she was taking a driving lesson tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I think I have/had stage 2 hypothermia today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Some bloody idiot ran into the back of my daughters car whilst she was taking a driving lesson tonight I'm not surprised that happened. The number of clowns who drive right up behind learners is really a fucking joke. Always guys driving Beemers too. If my driving instructor was a w****r, I'd happily jump on the brakes and stick a big dent into some w****r's bonnet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 i totally forgot you were expecting- congrats to you and Mr SJ, glad to hear everything went well (apart from the fartiness). Thank you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Some bloody idiot ran into the back of my daughters car whilst she was taking a driving lesson tonight Was it Dwain Chambers or was she just going very slowly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 I don't know if this one has been said before but something that really gets on my nerves is when people come into my house (friends,other family members etc) and shit in my toilet. It fuckin stinks and is very unpleasent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithers-jones Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Guys who leave the door open whilst having a piss in the WC cubicals at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accies1 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 When two of your best mates split up and you're stuck in the middle and you don't know who to comfort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 It seems the Wii is far more appealing than going out for tea with his wife Men 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Mozilla Firefox Every time I'm on the Internet using Firefox, it seems to freeze then crash. Now having to use IE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 It seems the Wii is far more appealing than going out for tea with his wifeMen Aye, we are the scum of the earth etc... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Aye, we are the scum of the earth etc... Speak for yourself! Her husbands a k*ll*e, she should be grateful he can switch the thing on. If he still lived there, they'd be asking him if the world really is round. He'd be a guru. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Speak for yourself! Her husbands a k*ll*e, she should be grateful he can switch the thing on. If he still lived there, they'd be asking him if the world really is round. He'd be a guru. I'm speaking for all men. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 I'm speaking for all men. I'd rather have representation with experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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