uni Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 When people whistle to a song when they suck at whistling! When people are walking in front of you in the street and are going slow and don't let you past! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 When people whistle to a song when they suck at whistling!When people are walking in front of you in the street and are going slow and don't let you past! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! Even worse when they have umbrellas as a cunning weapon. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I decided to take advantage of a relatively quiet Friday afternoon to use the work's power washer and give the car a once over. I was only getting water through and no soap and after fiddling about was going to give up, when the reason became apparent. Soap had become blocked in a kink. The fucking thing blew up all over me soaking my from the waist down. Now the car's in a worse state than it was because of dirty streaks, and my (Light !!) suit trousers are ruined. Fortunately I had a spare suit in my office, but I'm no fuckin happy. And the power washers fucked so the vans will be manky until we get a replacement hose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armchair footsoldier Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Having F-all to do on a Friday night. Again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Lecturer Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Fcukers that tailgate you on the motorway when you're kicking it on and when they pass they've got signs and stickers on the window saying "baby on board". So we've got to be careful for them, but they can do what they want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gogo Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Fcukers that tailgate you on the motorway when you're kicking it on and when they pass they've got signs and stickers on the window saying "baby on board". So we've got to be careful for them, but they can do what they want. how many times does this have to be explained on this forum? THAT IS NOT THE REASON FOR THEM!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 how many times does this have to be explained on this forum? THAT IS NOT THE REASON FOR THEM!!! If their purpose is to alert the emergency services that there's a wean in your car should you have a horrific accident, surely they'd be compulsory? It's yet anther way for people to show off that they have working bits. Well done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 What's the excuse for 'Princess on Board'? My friend bet me £50 I couldn't go til 5pm next Friday without wanking/having sex and I agreed to the bet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 My friend bet me £50 I couldn't go til 5pm next Friday without wanking/having sex and I agreed to the bet How can it be proven either way? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 How can it be proven either way? Palm hair measurements, taken before and after? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 How can it be proven either way? There is to be a way of measuring 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 (edited) There is to be a way of measuring Didn't think of that one: that's put me off salad cream forever. Edited September 19, 2008 by vikingTON -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ade Eyemond Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Another of my really stupid ones, but... I really, majorly dislike to hear the word "party" used as a verb. When folk say stuff like " Oh, on Saturday I'm going to party all night" - No you're not, you are going out to have a good time, meet some people, get drunk or whatever, you may even go to a party (noun) but there is no such thing a "to party" or "partying" As I said, really stupid, but it really bugs me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Another of my really stupid ones, but...I really, majorly dislike to hear the word "party" used as a verb. When folk say stuff like " Oh, on Saturday I'm going to party all night" - No you're not, you are going out to have a good time, meet some people, get drunk or whatever, you may even go to a party (noun) but there is no such thing a "to party" or "partying" As I said, really stupid, but it really bugs me. Since its my birthday am gonna party the night away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Another of my really stupid ones, but...I really, majorly dislike to hear the word "party" used as a verb. I tell you what I dislike, when a simple visual cue gets a song from the past stuck in your head on a neverending loop. After reading that post, I was unable to function until I went on youtube and started playing Party All The Time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 If you don't give up your seat for an old person or a woman then you're a bit of a c**t tbf. A bloke offered me his seat on the tube last night. I'm now rather concerned that I look pregnant (as I'm not!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 A bloke offered me his seat on the tube last night.I'm now rather concerned that I look pregnant (as I'm not!) Ah yes, the good old no win scenario! Offer your seat to a pretty girl, and you're a patronising sexist b*****d and should be ashamed of yourself. Furthermore, how dare you call her fat! Don't offer your seat to a pretty girl, and you're a heartless sexist b*****d and should be ashamed of yourself. Furthermore, how dare you ignore her! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 People using the word 'baby'. As in party at mine baby or saying yeah baby in an Austin Powers syle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Ah yes, the good old no win scenario!Offer your seat to a pretty girl, and you're a patronising sexist b*****d and should be ashamed of yourself. Furthermore, how dare you call her fat! Don't offer your seat to a pretty girl, and you're a heartless sexist b*****d and should be ashamed of yourself. Furthermore, how dare you ignore her! If she is sitting down and you are standing up, you can see down her top 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 If their purpose is to alert the emergency services that there's a wean in your car should you have a horrific accident, surely they'd be compulsory? It's yet anther way for people to show off that they have working bits. Well done. I'm not getting one. As for the cool dude and little princess ones :guns 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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