Guest The Phoenix Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 .People who you are suppose to be mates with and dont act like it. Twist that one grandad Best I can do is a granddad doing the twist............ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I'm soooo tired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Best I can do is a granddad doing the twist............ Is that not your younger better looking cousin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrowhillclyde Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Is that not your younger better looking cousin Thats the Phoenix after 23 pints and 18 Kebabs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half A Person Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Best I can do is a granddad doing the twist............ That looks like Monty Burns' son. But real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 That looks like Monty Burns' son.But real. That's who I was thinking of!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Best I can do is a granddad doing the twist............ a little bit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I hate that cheating cnut My petty complaint today is that fucking Pink song about starting a fight Get's right on my nipple ends. It's at times like this, when Pink or some other clown has a new song out, that I'm glad I'm completely out of touch with the mainstream music of my generation and avoid radio shows totally. Petty things? Oh, last night when I was at Ivory Blacks and the two entrances at that end of Glasgow Central were inexplicably shut, meaning I had to sprint to the other side of the station to come back towards the platforms that I would have been right at had the other entrances been open, only to miss the last train home by all of 5 seconds. It left 2 minutes early too, only when I got home did I find out that if a train leaves early you're entitled to alternative transport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I've been caught out by that before at Central, went for the last train and found the side doors shut, and with the train being the low level, I'd have no chance to make it, especially after a few drinks. The £30 taxi that resulted was a bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I'm actually homesick, for the first time in 2 years. I miss star bars, the footie and dog shite on pavements.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dougalldogg Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 People who stay in my pub over an hour after I call last orderes sipping on there drink like they are stuck to the seats and dnt have a fucking home to go to. I have a bed too you know!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 People who stay in my pub over an hour after I call last orderes sipping on there drink like they are stuck to the seats and dnt have a fucking home to go to. I have a bed too you know!!!! I hated that about working in a pub as well. Just because they want to nurse their drink like it's the last one ever, doesn't mean I have to become an insomniac as a result. I'm with you on that one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dougalldogg Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I hated that about working in a pub as well. Just because they want to nurse their drink like it's the last one ever, doesn't mean I have to become an insomniac as a result.I'm with you on that one I have a regualr couple who come in on the same night every week, that night being tonight , who manage to make a pint and a nip at quater to 12 to last regularly until half 1ish, while playing terrible music on the jukebox, but I find that I dont have it in me to ask them to leave with fear of losing custom or upsetting them in some way. Decisions decisions!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Prince Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I have a regualr couple who come in on the same night every week, that night being tonight , who manage to make a pint and a nip at quater to 12 to last regularly until half 1ish, while playing terrible music on the jukebox, but I find that I dont have it in me to ask them to leave with fear of losing custom or upsetting them in some way. Decisions decisions!!! Reach for your shotgun and tell them to get out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I have a regualr couple who come in on the same night every week, that night being tonight , who manage to make a pint and a nip at quater to 12 to last regularly until half 1ish, while playing terrible music on the jukebox, but I find that I dont have it in me to ask them to leave with fear of losing custom or upsetting them in some way. Decisions decisions!!! Turn the music off,as soon as you see them putting their money in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dougalldogg Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Reach for your shotgun and tell them to get out. That could work, then again could end up with a court case instead of a good nights sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 People who stay in my pub over an hour after I call last orderes sipping on there drink like they are stuck to the seats and dnt have a fucking home to go to. I have a bed too you know!!!! I think I can speak for these people, this is the stage where you are unsure if the night should continue or you should go home, the extra 30mins is a discussion if late pubs,student unions,nightclubs,casinos,kebabs should be the next visit. We are sorry to all bar staff and we should make up our minds before midnight instead of mulling it over 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Prince Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 That could work, then again could end up with a court case instead of a good nights sleep. Try telling inappropriate or racist jokes to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Limited cooking skills.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I'm actually homesick, for the first time in 2 years. I miss star bars, the footie and dog shite on pavements.... i really miss buttries 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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