Whistle Blower Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 John Lewis - refused to heat my sons lunch up in their microwave, due to 'Health and Safety.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 I had a consultation about getting the snip.....I have to give samples to make sure no sperm is getting through and those samples have to be handed in within half an hour of 'gathering'....but the thought of handing in my wee sample bottle just after producing it is quite gauling. 1. Been there, seen it, done it. 2. I think your Doc is a wee bit keen with the half an hour thing. I was told so long as my samples were in the same morning they'd be okay. And it only took three goes to confirm I was firing blanks. 3. And handing the samples in was no bother. It was a communal collection point so you could have been handing anything over - nobody will guess. Chin up big yin and go for it. The only down-side was the taxi ride back from the hospital immediately after the op. Very bumpy - ouchy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 I had a consultation about getting the snip on Monday and the doctor told me all the usual stuff. One thing that stood out though was that after the operation I have to give samples to make sure no sperm is getting through and those samples have to be handed in within half an hour of 'gathering'.I dont get embarrassed about anything really but the thought of handing in my wee sample bottle just after producing it is quite gauling. I might wear a balaclava or spray water on my face and hair and say "30 seconds I had to have this in by eh?" and offer to shake their hand. Do it preseason. A friend of mine got it done and said his bawz were sore as f**k siting at the football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Do it preseason. A friend of mine got it done and said his bawz were sore as f**k siting at the football. Ach, the dull ache only lasts about a week. Nothing to it man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 When you've had the snip, what does your jizz look like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Do it preseason. A friend of mine got it done and said his bawz were sore as f**k siting at the football. Aye, sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Recently, I have a bad habit of being friendly to rather large girls and them interpreting this as wanting 'more than friendship' and them developing 'feelings' for me. I feel guilty saying this, but it's probably because they haven't had a lot of male attention in any way and want to latch onto the first (sexy ) guy who gives them a bit of attention or befriends them. *Makes up cover story to protect himself from 'bad cubby-chaser' claims* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 When you've had the snip, what does your jizz look like? Just the same, so you can jizz all over your burds enormous tits as per usual! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Just the same, so you can jizz all over your burds enormous tits as per usual! I'm not planning on having the snip anytime soon though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Chin up big yin and go for it. The only down-side was the taxi ride back from the hospital immediately after the op. Very bumpy - ouchy! Cheers Kilt. I'm getting local anaesthetic so hopefully the 5 minute drive back up the road wont be too bad. Do it preseason. A friend of mine got it done and said his bawz were sore as f**k siting at the football. The doc said it'd probably be in the new year now but I got the impression he was meaning at the beginning of the new year. I'll just ask if I can stand up the side. Like Fudge, I also wondered what my tattie juice would look like but that question has been answered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 (edited) Cheers Kilt.I'm getting local anaesthetic so hopefully the 5 minute drive back up the road wont be too bad. The doc said it'd probably be in the new year now but I got the impression he was meaning at the beginning of the new year. I'll just ask if I can stand up the side. Like Fudge, I also wondered what my tattie juice would look like but that question has been answered. You do realise that they have to stick a fecking big needle in your bits to administer said local anaesthetic? Edited November 12, 2008 by McB 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 You do realise that they have to stick a fecking big needle in your bits to administer said local anaesthetic? Aye but my balls should still be numb for my short journey up the road. Getting called numbnuts will never be more apt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 buy yourself the loosest jogging trousers aswell,my brother got it done and was walking like john wayne for a week 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 buy yourself the loosest jogging trousers aswell,my brother got it done and was walking like john wayne for a week I have quite loose football shorts that I plan to wear. Might buy a skirt and tranny it up for the week. It'll take a lot of pain to beat the broken leg that I had so I should be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Fraizer Campbell has just been booked for his goal celebration for Tottenham. All he did was celebrate with his own clubs' fans. If he was jesticulating at opposition supporters then perhaps (no, actually it's against the red shame so it still wouldn't have been deserved ), but all he did was celebrate his forst goal for the club by huggin his own supporters. That kind of decision angers me. Joke! And breathe........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Fraizer Campbell has just been booked for his goal celebration for Tottenham.All he did was celebrate with his own clubs' fans. If he was jesticulating at opposition supporters then perhaps (no, actually it's against the red shame so it still wouldn't have been deserved ), but all he did was celebrate his forst goal for the club by huggin his own supporters. That kind of decision angers me. Joke! And breathe........ Technically though, he should have been booked. But the rule is ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Technically though, he should have been booked. But the rule is ridiculous. Oh aye, I know it was the 'correct' decision by the rules, but it's the rule that I object to really. It's a joke tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
county-mad Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 How over rated totscum are becoming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 I'm getting a heavy dose of the man flu/ebola virus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 (edited) Might buy a skirt and tranny it up for the week. Andy, mate, why do you think I wear the kilt? Best of luck buddy, it's definitely not as painful as a broken leg - and ignore Dr McB's bedside manner, she's just winding you up. Wimmin! Edited November 13, 2008 by Kilt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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