TheDoctor Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 This fuckin computerIt's so shite that it's taken me an hour to move 5 pages in a topic, i have to keep reloading the page My computer's buggered as well, so I'm talking to you through the medium of the work's computer, which I shouldn't really be doing. Who's the good looking lady in your avatar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Whingeing, kilted, bearded, spectacled, lazy layabouts who spend their working day complaining about inconsequential trivia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 My computer's buggered as well, so I'm talking to you through the medium of the work's computer, which I shouldn't really be doing.Who's the good looking lady in your avatar? this is my college computer which makes it worse because i'm trying to do work the woman is Tulisa Contostavlos, out of the group N-Dubz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 moved to another computer....and this one's also fucked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Whingeing, kilted, bearded, spectacled, lazy layabouts who spend their working day complaining about inconsequential trivia. You having a bad day at the office too, dear! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 You having a bad day at the office too, dear! Bad doesn't even begin to cover it. Saddam had more fun with a rope round his neck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Fuckin rain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 There is nothing, absolutely nothing, in this entire world that is more frustrating than trying to put contact lenses in when you first get them. I could, and possibly will, kill someone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 There is nothing, absolutely nothing, in this entire world that is more frustrating than trying to put contact lenses in when you first get them.I could, and possibly will, kill someone. Incorrect. Went to open a tin of soup there, and the fucking ringpull came off. Dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sb1903 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 (edited) Incorrect.Went to open a tin of soup there, and the fucking ringpull came off. Dick. Fucking hell! The same thing happened to my tin of beans and sausages this morning. I felt like going up to Tesco and pitching the tin off the manager's head. It's a shite state of affairs when you have trouble making a tin of beans and sausages for breakfast on your day off... Edited May 18, 2009 by sb1903 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 The phrase "one trick pony" being used as a derogatory term. If you can show me a pony that can do a trick I'd be fucking impressed, not questioning it's lack of a varied repertoire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Incorrect.Went to open a tin of soup there, and the fucking ringpull came off. Dick. So you stick a knife into it. My eye feels like it's had a knife stuck into it, it took me so long to get the bloody contact in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 (edited) That reminds me of the monorail episode of The Simpsons: "The ring fell off my pudding can" "Take this pen knife my good man" "I say Springfield it's your only choice, throw your hands and raise your voice!" "MONORAIL, MONORAIL, MONORAIL!!" "Mono, D'oh!" I'm away to watch The Simpsons Edited May 18, 2009 by MonTheRovers!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Vote securely fastened ringpulls, Vote BNP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Got chronic heartburn and the tablets the Doctor prescibed are not working . In fact they are making it worse. Cant even get a new appointment till Friday What did you get? Gaviscon etc don't work (except for mild heartburn). I got Oxypremizole?? from the doc once and they worked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I am convinced that when the factories make these bloody silly lids the people have a wee chuckle to themselves as they know the havoc caused as you pull at the dam thing trying to get at the contents. Knowing fine well as you give one last almighty tug the sauce/soup flies all over you and the kitchen. The worst ones are those tins that have the key things on the. They should be banned forthwith and any factory using them raised to the ground.! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 My sister's hangover shites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 My sister's hangover shites. That's vile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 My sister's hangover shites. On toast or in a roll ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I am convinced that when the factories make these bloody silly lids the people have a wee chuckle to themselves as they know the havoc caused as you pull at the dam thing trying to get at the contents.Knowing fine well as you give one last almighty tug the sauce/soup flies all over you and the kitchen. The worst ones are those tins that have the key things on the. They should be banned forthwith and any factory using them raised to the ground.! The other thing that's bad is the plastic tabs you get on film lids, like packets of bacon, and Rustlers burgers. WHY PUT THE TAB THERE, IF IT PULLS CLEAN OFF WITHOUT EVEN THREATENING TO LIFT THE REST!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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