Monster Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Funeral tomorrow. Dad and step-mother's pals were driving to a wedding in Cumnock last weekend and were hit head on by an 18 year old who had just passed his test. 18 year old died instantly, as did Maureen. Her husband Arthur, who was driving, survived with minor injuries. Their daughter was in the car in front of them on the way to the wedding. What a fucking life, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose Moron Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 I really want the packet of Microwavable spare ribs sitting in my fridge that I bought from Lidl last week. But they expired on the 14th, and there was a warning not to exceed the use by date. Its only 3 days right. Pork spare ribs should be fine to eat? Thoughts? Man up! get them down you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Can she justify this with science? Because its now her versus barbecue sauce, and I hear it a' calling me! A use by date rather than a best before date means that if you eat it and you get food poisioning(spelling) you are fecked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Funeral tomorrow.Dad and step-mother's pals were driving to a wedding in Cumnock last weekend and were hit head on by an 18 year old who had just passed his test. 18 year old died instantly, as did Maureen. Her husband Arthur, who was driving, survived with minor injuries. Their daughter was in the car in front of them on the way to the wedding. What a fucking life, eh? Fuxake mate........ ......no, sorry, I can't think of anything uplifting or comforting right now...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Fuxake mate..............no, sorry, I can't think of anything uplifting or comforting right now...... That's okay man, I don't need comfort. Shit happens. Life will give you what it gives you. Maybe I should start my own religion..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 It's at times like this I really think there should be a LSCBARB Thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 (edited) Some wee p***k threw an egg at me from a car whilst i was standing at the bus stop tonight. Thankfully it didnt hit me, but what's the fuckin point? P.s sorry to hear that monster, i think i read about it in the paper last week. Why does god always take the good folk? i cant wait for the day some junkie p***k gets flattened by a bus Edited May 17, 2009 by philpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Some wee p***k threw an egg at me from a car whilst i was standing at the bus stop tonight. Thankfully it didnt hit me, but what's the fuckin point? BUS w****r! First? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 what's the fuckin point? Exactly what Celtic Fans thought today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Some wee p***k threw an egg at me from a car whilst i was standing at the bus stop tonight. Thankfully it didnt hit me, but what's the fuckin point? To get you covered in egg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 BUS w****r!First? Nope, Lothian buses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Funeral tomorrow.Dad and step-mother's pals were driving to a wedding in Cumnock last weekend and were hit head on by an 18 year old who had just passed his test. 18 year old died instantly, as did Maureen. Her husband Arthur, who was driving, survived with minor injuries. Their daughter was in the car in front of them on the way to the wedding. What a fucking life, eh? I remember reading about that last week. Truly horrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 You'll need to stop wearing that luminous Shell Suit, Philpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Brechin neds threw eggs at our bus on the way out the hamlet after Wednesday night's canter. I was pishing myself at the irony of a bunch of fermers using produce as weapons. "Oooh, Agatha, you've laid a big one this morning, we'll save that for those townies who are coming tonight in their rolling tin devil on wheels!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 People who don't fucking text you back when it's something important. Ignorant fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 People that dont realise that you maybe cant text them back because you have no credit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 People who don't fucking text you back when it's something important. Ignorant fuckers. Just get a tenner bag somewhere else and stop whining! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 People who don't fucking text you back when it's something important. Ignorant fuckers. Bear in mind that its the back of Midnight. c**t might be sleeping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 (edited) People that dont realise that you maybe cant text them back because you have no credit Unlimited texts.. Bear in mind that its the back of Midnight. c**t might be sleeping. I would bear that in mind but I sent the text at half 9. Edited May 17, 2009 by ChrisyM92 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 A fucking mouth full of ulscers. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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