MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 f**k. Man over board. I just dropped a whole digestive in my coffee, after a few seconds I gave up on the rescue mission. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 f**k. Man over board.I just dropped a whole digestive in my coffee, after a few seconds I gave up on the rescue mission. Never mind, it'll melt and make the coffee taste awesome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yer Maw Has a Sac. Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 People that constantly pick up on spelling errors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 (edited) Fucking computer screen keeps switching off Edited May 21, 2009 by fafc1885 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 A bird (or a brave cat perhaps) seems to have destroyed half of my tomato plants. Looks like I'll have to make a trip to the shop to buy some chicken wire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Sitting having my lunch in my van and what came running by it but a huge fucking rat,Put me right off my roll on crisps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Just be thankful you weren't going for a pish! Good point, that would be a much worse 'eye' to have the stinging sensation.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Doing a nightshift from 10pm until 5am tonight. Normally not a problem, but the reason I'm in tonight is to tell 15 people they're being made redundant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Trying to find a job is a fucking nightmare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Doing a nightshift from 10pm until 5am tonight.Normally not a problem, but the reason I'm in tonight is to tell 15 people they're being made redundant How do you pick the people? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Trying to find a job is a fucking nightmare. Tell me about it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 How do you pick the people? A scoring matrix, based on attendance, disciplinary record, skills/performance and attitude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 A scoring matrix, based on attendance, disciplinary record, skills/performance and attitude. The ugly birds get horsed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 A scoring matrix, based on attendance, disciplinary record, skills/performance and attitude. A horrible thing to have to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Trying to find a job is a fucking nightmare. I got really lucky, I started looking properly ten days ago and accepted a post on Friday. Not my dream job but it'll earn a pound or two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I'd shovel shite for 40 hours a week if i meant i got £130 week in an envelope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 When you can't find something you've seen in the past few days lying around the house. Now that I fancy a bottle of the Bulmers left over from the housewarming I can't find the farking bottle opener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 When you can't find something you've seen in the past few days lying around the house.Now that I fancy a bottle of the Bulmers left over from the housewarming I can't find the farking bottle opener. Check 'the' drawer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Check 'the' drawer. Nope it's lying around somewhere. I just don't know where and it makes me sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Nope it's lying around somewhere. I just don't know where and it makes me sad. Use the rat's front teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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