seamus Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Likewise. I'm running off a few autographed photos to hand out. What message would you like on yours? I am your father 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Golf day at Larbert, Big Man. I know all about it, my name was mysteriously down for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 I am your father The honour is all mine. I know all about it, my name was mysteriously down for a while. John Daly eat your heart out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Shocking night at 5s. Team humped, I aggravated a groin injury that'll probably stop me playing for a while and, worst of all, my fucking top's badge was really jaggy tonight and it cut me right across the nipple! Second only to a kick in the stones for sheer discomfort! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 I netted a hat trick they were that bad. B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 My lovely wee dog Tara has just left a trail of destruction in her wake. Around 10 minutes ago she came up the stairs all excited and cuddled down next to my feet, looking all cute. I'm sitting there thinking "Awww. My wee Tara", when I notice a clump of shite lying on the floor. I tell her to get out of my room and I go for the toilet paper. When I get back in I notice wee dollops of shite everywhere on my floor, including on my bottle of water. I clean it up, find Tara and then check her hoop for dangleberries. She has many dangleberries. So, I try to wipe it up with some toilet paper, but quickly realise I'm making it worse. Out come the scissors and I find myself clipping away at my wee Tara's arsehole. Eventually I finish up and she runs away, delighted and confused. I go downstairs and spot a log that I would be proud of lying in the hall. Seriously, this shouldn't come out of a wee Yorkie. It must have hurt like f**k. I take the jobby upstairs and flush it, then head back downstairs. I spot a couple of ninja streaks on the laminate floor, so I get the toilet paper and give it a wipe. That's when I noticed the trodden jobby on the stairs. I was barefoot. I clean the jobby on the stairs and then set about the task of cleaning my own heel. It wasn't pretty, but finally I got it sorted and who should appear up the stairs, tail wagging and jumping up my leg happy as fucking Larry? Yep, you guessed it. Wee Shitey Tara. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monster Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 John Daly eat your heart out. Is that some of mental voodoo religion you've taken up to rival kilt? I can handle pictures of candles and a load of mumbled 'let's dance in a toga and mutter some shitey incantation to this elderberry bush' pish in the faint hope he'll ever get a bird out of it, but if you're going to start with the chewing on folks livers and thinking about moving to Haiti, I'm not having that! My lovely wee dog Tara has just left a trail of destruction in her wake. Around 10 minutes ago she came up the stairs all excited and cuddled down next to my feet, looking all cute. I'm sitting there thinking "Awww. My wee Tara", when I notice a clump of shite lying on the floor. I tell her to get out of my room and I go for the toilet paper. When I get back in I notice wee dollops of shite everywhere on my floor, including on my bottle of water. I clean it up, find Tara and then check her hoop for dangleberries. She has many dangleberries. So, I try to wipe it up with some toilet paper, but quickly realise I'm making it worse. Out come the scissors and I find myself clipping away at my wee Tara's arsehole. Eventually I finish up and she runs away, delighted and confused. I go downstairs and spot a log that I would be proud of lying in the hall. Seriously, this shouldn't come out of a wee Yorkie. It must have hurt like f**k. I take the jobby upstairs and flush it, then head back downstairs. I spot a couple of ninja streaks on the laminate floor, so I get the toilet paper and give it a wipe. That's when I noticed the trodden jobby on the stairs. I was barefoot. I clean the jobby on the stairs and then set about the task of cleaning my own heel. It wasn't pretty, but finally I got it sorted and who should appear up the stairs, tail wagging and jumping up my leg happy as fucking Larry? Yep, you guessed it. Wee Shitey Tara. Get it under the avatar - 'Wee Shitey Tara' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 My lovely wee dog Tara has just left a trail of destruction in her wake. Around 10 minutes ago she came up the stairs all excited and cuddled down next to my feet, looking all cute. I'm sitting there thinking "Awww. My wee Tara", when I notice a clump of shite lying on the floor. I tell her to get out of my room and I go for the toilet paper. When I get back in I notice wee dollops of shite everywhere on my floor, including on my bottle of water. I clean it up, find Tara and then check her hoop for dangleberries. She has many dangleberries. So, I try to wipe it up with some toilet paper, but quickly realise I'm making it worse. Out come the scissors and I find myself clipping away at my wee Tara's arsehole. Eventually I finish up and she runs away, delighted and confused. I go downstairs and spot a log that I would be proud of lying in the hall. Seriously, this shouldn't come out of a wee Yorkie. It must have hurt like f**k. I take the jobby upstairs and flush it, then head back downstairs. I spot a couple of ninja streaks on the laminate floor, so I get the toilet paper and give it a wipe. That's when I noticed the trodden jobby on the stairs. I was barefoot. I clean the jobby on the stairs and then set about the task of cleaning my own heel. It wasn't pretty, but finally I got it sorted and who should appear up the stairs, tail wagging and jumping up my leg happy as fucking Larry? Yep, you guessed it. Wee Shitey Tara. "Delighted and confused" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Oh fúck...I am seriuosly wasted! Bollockingbuggeryfuck...and I've got work tomorrow oh, Slartibartafst, I'm a mess..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Loused aye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Oh shitteryfuckbollocks and wankfest....I can't feel my fingers... Blessed Be! Goodnight everyone...Oh, I've overdone it again...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Lassies. Fucking pain in the arse at times! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Loused aye Aye........totalled.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Lassies. Fucking pain in the arse at times! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Sorry, should that say 'all the time'? Whatever it is, a roll n egg might cheer me up a little. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Sorry, should that say 'all the time'?Whatever it is, a roll n egg might cheer me up a little. Works for me. That or a Scotch Pie wae beans in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 (edited) Oh fúck...I am seriuosly wasted! Bollockingbuggeryfuck...and I've got work tomorrow oh, Slartibartafst, I'm a mess..... Oh shitteryfuckbollocks and wankfest....I can't feel my fingers...Blessed Be! Goodnight everyone...Oh, I've overdone it again...... ? Looks it was supposed to be funny. "Oohhh I'm really drunk so I'm going on the forum to tell everyone and I'll throw in a lot of swearywords to emphasise my drunkenness and people will think I'm cool." The twisted goings on of the mind of Kilt. Edited August 21, 2009 by GiGi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 ?Looks it was supposed to be funny. "Oohhh I'm really drunk so I'm going on the forum to tell everyone and I'll throw in a lot of swearywords to emphasise my drunkenness and people will think I'm cool." The twisted goings on of the mind of Kilt. Very dangerous individual. Twisted psyche. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 (edited) ?Looks it was supposed to be funny. "Oohhh I'm really drunk so I'm going on the forum to tell everyone and I'll throw in a lot of swearywords to emphasise my drunkenness and people will think I'm cool." The twisted goings on of the mind of Kilt. To be fair to him, his typing is pretty legible. Edited August 21, 2009 by Francesc Fabregas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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