An Sionnach Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 It seems nowadays you can't even swear at the football! A guy I sit with swore once, then some p***k goes straight to a steward and complains about it. For the next 20 minutes theres four stewards watching the area around us and one of the jobsworth p***ks in an orange jacket is standing there taking notes on a clipboard. I really can't stand jobsworth p***ks like that, they see an opportunity to use their so called "authority" and they're left nursing a hard on. As for the guy/woman (I'm convinced it was a transexual) who complained, get a fucking grip. What stand were you sitting in? Because if it's the South (Family) Stand then you can't even say so much as say jobby without being given a row. Even that though, that's nothing. In the Love St End last season I had my collar felt by a steward after shouting at Steven O'Donnell for attempting to shoot from 30 yards out, said shot sailed high into the stand. It was the last chance of the game I'm sure and wasted any chance of points."Steven what do you think you're doing? You can't score from there, you'll never score from there!!" "HAWL! Stop swearing!" I was top row, made me an easy target. Big fat steward bitch standing behind me. "What?" "Stop swearing, this is a family section." "I didn't swear" "Don't lie to me, you did" "I didn't swear". I was then proceded to be backed up by roughly 10 people or so sitting around me that I indeed hadn't swore, and in the words of one kind gentleman I've known for years, that she was a "stupid cow". She then backed down and fair enough apologised, but then told me to "watch my agression". The fact that a large proportion of the stand was looking round as the crowd had gone quiet was a bit embarassing. The following week at school I actually heard a wee guy say to his mate as he went past me "Here, that's the guy that got thrown out of Love St for swearing!". Well I wasn't thrown out, but talk about street cred. I put it all down to the glory-hunting Berwick fan who's been turning up at the Feegiedome recently. The man's a bad influence and causes trouble wherever he goes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I'm a year older tomorrow... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I'm a year older tomorrow... Cheer up mate. You could be as old as me! ............... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Cheer up mate. You could be as old as me! ............... True Only jesting, dude 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 True Only jesting, dude Nae offence taken buddy. You have a good excuse for getting blootered tomorrow - enjoy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Woke up ten minutes ago. Just found out my Gran and Grampa are coming over for lunch. Damn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Woke up ten minutes ago.Just found out my Gran and Grampa are coming over for lunch. Damn. Quick, dash out to the pub........................oh, sorry! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Quick, dash out to the pub........................oh, sorry! I'll try and persuade my mother to let me go out and play a game of football. They should be arriving in a few minutes, so I still have time to socialize with them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Unbelievable Hearts lost me money last week against Dundee United, so the least they can do is have the good grace to be beaten by Rangers. Oh no! They're winning, and Rangers have had a man sent off. If I hadn't won fairly big last Saturday, I would be apoplectic at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Ayr fans yesterday. Started booing their own players about ten minutes into the game with the score at 0-0. Sometimes I wonder why I fucking well bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I was wrong I feel grand. Called off, Bloody rain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 90th minute penalty for Rangers. What a huge fucking shock. Even more of a shock that it wasn't a penalty. Well done Craig Thomson, you have ensured the establishment remains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 90th minute penalty for Rangers. What a huge fucking shock. Even more of a shock that it wasn't a penalty.Well done Craig Thomson, you have ensured the establishment remains. My accys up though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 90th minute penalty for Rangers. What a huge fucking shock. Even more of a shock that it wasn't a penalty.Well done Craig Thomson, you have ensured the establishment remains. I can afford to drink this week! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 not sure why, but i decided to watch the 6-1 defeat by partick on their site fucking shocking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 The Winehouse druggie is fuckin' up The Specials 'Ghostown' set at the V Festival! Pub, paper and a pint beckons. Cheerio until later, people! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I've been in bed all day with a stinker of a cold. Feel like absolute shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 No vinegar for chips , and Hearts lack of tactics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wag Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Cat pissing when I want it to take a dump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Cat pissing when I want it to take a dump. I might regret asking this, but why exactly did you want your cat to do a jobby? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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