Monster Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 I have text-to-speech turned on. It's just a shame you all sound the same. OmG RaCiSt. No wait, speechist? I'm not sure now, someone direct my outrage properly? ta. Was getting filthy txts off a lassie all day while she was at work (and I mean pics and everything). Which should be a RTBC, except that after all this, I was due to go round to hers tonight and she decided she was too tired after work. Cocktease Ended up out in Dunfermline with a few mates - last minute decision, so I had to use the car and ended up being chaffeur for everyone. I don't usually mind because I enjoy driving and not having a hangover the next day, but the banter was pish, I was horny as f**k due to the above (and because I like the lassie I was trying to behave!), and I actually felt old. I mean for fuxake, I'm only 27 but I was standing in the club thinking "I'm too old for this shit". Aye, that's the first sign of it. Won't be long until you're wearing slippers in the house and making a point of recording things on The History Channel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Aye, that's the first sign of it. Won't be long until you're wearing slippers in the house and making a point of recording things on The History Channel. Great, I'm already too old for everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 the lassies football teams that are staying in my hotel will be gone by the time i get back from work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Why don't you watch this omg, i luuurrrvvvvv n-dubz, u know, sum of the songs, every word of them sounds like my life!! lol xx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Got the cold coming on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Drunk to much yesterday.Bit of a hangover. Also fell asleep and missed the Brasil game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 I got my right eyebrow shaved off. b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Why don't you watch this If I ever have a son who is a musician, I'll be making sure he doesn't try to pull any of this shite when I puff it. Here is a sample lyric, I nearly wet myself laughing the first time I heard it. "But B, i never had a chance to repay you for the things you done for me Put me on the right path, kept me from steering left Yeah we had a right laugh But Now Im feeling like Bruce Willis, each and everyday B i really wanna Die Hard" I think it's actually a pretty decent song. It's not exactly Tears From Heaven or anything like that, but you can feel the sentiment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Tennis is off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Hangovers that will not shift.I think i might pop into town for some medicine. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Family getting in the way of the Gers game next week. :angry: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 I got my right eyebrow shaved off. b*****ds. Better shave off the other one to even it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Family getting in the way of the Gers game next week. Just ask them to move because they're blocking your view of the telly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Just ask them to move because they're blocking your view of the telly. Dont be silly, twisteH doesnt have a telly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Dont be silly, twisteH doesnt have a telly. 42'' HD tele, actually. I'm surprised the internet has reached Glenrothes to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 42'' HD tele, actually. I'm surprised the internet has reached Glenrothes to be honest. Why would that surprise you, we have had it for quite some time, were not in the land that time forgot. Unlike Stirlng. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Why would that surprise you, we have had it for quite some time, were not in the land that time forgot. Unlike Stirlng. Eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Eh? Stirling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 As a resident of both Fife and Stirling, this is a dreadful argument for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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