Dazzle Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 No having quite enough chilli sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I agree entirely. I actually don't, it's one weekend where my girlfriend can't give me absolute hell for not being around 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Got passport photos done today. I looked like a serial killer.A very handsome serial killer. But a serial killer none the less. Not had one of them done in years... Need to get a new photo soon, if I want to get a Young Scot Card again. Free swimming! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 My passport photo is ludicrous. The seat in the wee booth was jammed incredibly high up, so I had to cramp myself in between the stool and the ceiling. I ended up all hunched up and sort of looking sideways like a Calvin Klein model. Like this, without the hand, and the flowing blonde hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Got passport photos done today. I looked like a serial killer.A very handsome serial killer. But a serial killer none the less. I had them done a few weeks ago. I looked a bit like a fish. A fish with a goatee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALDERON Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I actually don't, it's one weekend where my girlfriend can't give me absolute hell for not being around Snap "Stuart, how about one Saturday at the football and one Saturday with me, thats fair isnt it?" She just dosent get it does she. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Why is everything even remotely controversial now a 'gate'? Bloodgate, Boozegate, Kiltgate etc.FUCK OFF I'm just waiting patiently for the day something awful happens involving a gate. Gategate? Yes please. Did some comedian use that in his skit quite recently? I swear I've heard those quotes almost word for word not that long ago and it's bugging me as to who it was now. Or did I imagine it? Petty nag for me? A fucking chest infection and swollen glands in my neck. I swear, over the course of this thread I have had pretty much every ailment going. Including Bad AIDS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Did some comedian use that in his skit quite recently? I swear I've heard those quotes almost word for word not that long ago and it's bugging me as to who it was now. Or did I imagine it? It was a sketch in That Mitchell and Webb Show. They ended up arguing over whether or not "Watergate" was that, or "Watergate-gate", because it was a scandal, or "gate", that took place a the Watergate hotel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Got passport photos done today. I looked like a serial killer.A very handsome serial killer. But a serial killer none the less. I look like a cold blooded rapist in mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I look like a cold blooded rapist in mine. The camera never lies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 The camera never lies. As Aufc so articulately put it: you are still a raving virgin So either the camera lies, or I'm the world's least effective rapist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 The camera never lies. So you look extremely old then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I'm really quite tired, for no decent reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 So you look extremely old then? Actually, I look about 10 years younger than I actually am but sadly the camera can't do much about the ugly bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Actually, I look about 10 years younger than I actually am but sadly the camera can't do much about the ugly bit. So were the trenches as bad as they say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 So were the trenches as bad as they say? So it's The Phoenix's turn to get ripped tonight, is it? Shower of b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 So it's The Phoenix's turn to get ripped tonight, is it? Shower of b*****ds. Referring to yourself in the third person? That's a slippery slope! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 (edited) Referring to yourself in the third person? That's a slippery slope! Just wait until I work out how to use the colour drop down button. Edited September 4, 2009 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 People always say 'oh, that's such a bad photo of me' when showing their drivers licence/passport. You've had about 4 goes at having the picture taken, it's probably actually a decent photo of you but you're not as handsome as you think. My passpprt photo is quite good, but I look like I'm just out of the jail on my drivers licence. I look older in that picture than I do now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 On an altogether different note... Jimi Hendrix. I just don't rate him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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