Toma_BullyWee Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 You're welcome to join my club of "Shitty Puns". I actually came out with a half decent pun today which was a bit terrifying. I'm sorry, I'm going to have to turn you down. I'm already part of the "Fucking amazing puns" club with The Phoenix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I'm sorry, I'm going to have to turn you down. I'm already part of the "Fucking amazing puns" club with The Phoenix. I'm getting better, to be fair. The Sun have probably already lined me up as their next "Head Sports Writer". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 My fucking piles are playing up, my arse is killing me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 My fucking piles are playing up, my arse is killing me At least you're in good spirits! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Got a new matress yesterday - one of those one's that sinks into the shape of your body after a while. Trouble is, just now it's like a brick! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Same, off work ill for the first time this year. Off sick with piles, wtf?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Got a new matress yesterday - one of those one's that sinks into the shape of your body after a while. Trouble is, just now it's like a brick! It's an excuse to lie in it all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Probably because most of them would batter you. Exactly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Looked like I was going to have to but he's had a good look at his contract and it doesn't state this stupid Swedish Law. Now he's allowed to take holidays but unpaid... Arghhh I hate Swede's and their shitey laws! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Off sick with piles, wtf?! There was me thinking you didnt do an awful lot of sitting down when you are stacking shelves... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 At least you're in good spirits! Nothing else for it mate. Off sick with piles, wtf?! Maybe he sits on his arse all day Debbie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 My Mullet has transformed into what I can only describe as a Clown and Auf Wiedersehn Pet inspired Mullet. I'm not happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilly Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Absolutely blootered with the cauld and I can't seem to shift it. I'm usually never off ill but have been off this week and don't think I'll be going back till Monday now. One minute I'm roasting and the next I'm baltic it's murder! I think I have over done things in Blackpool at the weekend! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Starko Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Feeling ill when I need to do work for a presentation tommorow. Absolutely hate working with a stinking headache especially. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I don't think i've ever been so tired in my entire life. I'm going to try and sleep through until tomorrow morning the now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 At the risk of opening a can of worms: I went into a cafe in Glasgow today and asked for a roll and sausage, I was then given a slice roll. Outrageous! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 At the risk of opening a can of worms: I went into a cafe in Glasgow today and asked for a roll and sausage, I was then given a slice roll. Outrageous! No worms here, as you're clearly one of the good ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 At the risk of opening a can of worms: I went into a cafe in Glasgow today and asked for a roll and sausage, I was then given a slice roll. Outrageous! No worms here, as you're clearly one of the good ones. You pair are both papists. You can tell, they always stick together like earthworms. Worst on here, apart from Gaz (who's probably another one of them whores of Rome) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose Moron Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 (edited) Personal statement for UCAS. Edited November 4, 2009 by Montrose Moron 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Broke my phone at uni today. It was in my pocket, and a small bump off a table as i walked past has caused the screen to go all black. Thankfully, I should be able to get it replaced quite easily. My old SE Walkman phone is a respectable enough replacement for now too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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