Broken Algorithms Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Three of my flatmates left this morning, two of them who I won't see often at all from now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I'm really not looking forward to the dancing. Don't do it then. Sit in the corner, eat some cocktail weenies and some tuna sandwiches then walk over to you "stunner" that you are taking and do your best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Don't do it then. Sit in the corner, eat some cocktail weenies and some tuna sandwiches then walk over to you "stunner" that you are taking and do your best. That's the thing though, if I wasn't taking such a nice burd I could just get wasted and mind my own business. Ah well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 That's the thing though, if I wasn't taking such a nice burd I could just get wasted and mind my own business. Ah well. Your bird, if she even exists, is reeking. I know it, you know it and everyone on here knows it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 (edited) Your bird, if she even exists, is reeking. I know it, you know it and everyone on here knows it. She isn't my burd, and a few folk on here have seen her so, eh, naw. Edited May 28, 2010 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 She isn't my burd, and a few folk on here have seen her so, eh, naw. I'll take your word for it. The reason being you have never been known to talk complete shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rajpelt Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 She isn't my burd, and a few folk on here have seen her so, eh, naw. Ok, she's just a mate, however you are gonnae finger her eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 A buffet at an end-of-school dane sounds tinky as f**k. Might as well have went to the King's Lodge. Don't do it then. Sit in the corner, eat some cocktail weenies and some tuna sandwiches then walk over to you "stunner" that you are taking and do your best. Bad advice. TwisteH, neck a bottle of wine between the pair of you, then attempt to 'persuade her'. Be sure to post the results. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Bad advice. TwisteH, neck a bottle of wine between the pair of you, then attempt to 'persuade her'. Be sure to post the results. Rape is always a last resort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Rape is always a last resort. Rhypnol being a first resort of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 They are all wrong twiseh,this is what you must do buy her drinks all night,dance with her all night,let her take somebody else home,then come on here and complain about it hold on thats been done before,best stick to rhypnol!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Bad advice. TwisteH, neck a bottle of wine between the pair of you, then attempt to 'persuade her'. Be sure to post the results. "Next up, Josef Fritzl gives us his views on how to cope with your children leaving home." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 She isn't my burd, and a few folk on here have seen her so, eh, naw. Time to come clean Twisteh, it's actually your mum you're going with. Nobody else will go with you so she is taking her wee boy to the 'prom'. How sweet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 They are all wrong twiseh,this is what you must do buy her drinks all night,dance with her all night,let her take somebody else home,then come on here and complain about it hold on thats been done before,best stick to rhypnol!! By Vectron! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 PTTGOYN: Cyclists, who cycle on the road, when there's a cycle path built into the pavement, right next to it. It infuriates me. In general, I don't mind cyclists that much. Driving is expensive, and cycling makes sense if you're that way inclined. However, it is a fact that cyclists are a nuisance on the road. You've got to make your way round them, and that's all the more difficult if there are parked cars and stuff around too. When there's no cycle lane, I've no complaints, because they've not no other option so I'll grin and bear just as I'm sure they do when someone drives too close. However, when there's a cycle lane, I lose all sympathy. Someone at the council has gone to the bother of making sure there's a safe place for you to cycle, out of the way of everyone else except other cyclists, so why are you still weaving around in front of me, or worse still, why are there two of you, side-by-side, blocking me completely!? Rage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Road Tax £112 for 6 months 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Road Tax £112 for 6 months You will drive an Italian car and stuff socks down yer breeks to match it's sex appeal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Road Tax £112 for 6 months You know what you need to do..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Got my new tax disc yesterday. Amount paid? £0.00 One more post for you to make 4,000, why don't you post a picture of your car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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