Guest The Phoenix Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 The concierge buzzed up this morning and told my step-dad that the police wanted to come up and talk to me. Something about school apparently. I woke up as fast as I could, put on whatever clothes were on my floor, and washed my face. Walked up and down the hall a few times wondering where they were, absolutely bricking it for no real reason. The concierge called up again, and said he had called the wrong block, and someone who stays in another one of the flats has the same first name as me, lives on the same landing, and in the same number of house. I don't even know why I was worried. I don't go to school any more. Truancy is a serious offence. They'll be back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 The concierge buzzed up this morning and told my step-dad that the police wanted to come up and talk to me. Something about school apparently. I woke up as fast as I could, put on whatever clothes were on my floor, and washed my face. Walked up and down the hall a few times wondering where they were, absolutely bricking it for no real reason. The concierge called up again, and said he had called the wrong block, and someone who stays in another one of the flats has the same first name as me, lives on the same landing, and in the same number of house. I don't even know why I was worried. I don't go to school any more. The old "The Polis want to come and talk to you" trick! The concierge was checking if anyone was in before he attempted to break into your flat and rob you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Truancy is a serious offence. They'll be back. It's called "dogging it " now old man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 It's called "dogging it " now old man I think if you google dogging,it refers to something completely different,but worth staying off school for none the less 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Nick Clegg smiling as Osbourne announces the budget. What a sell-out cnut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiders For Life Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Just back from a couple of weeks in Tenerife and it is quite simply horrible to be back in Scotland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Nick Clegg smiling as Osbourne announces the budget. What a sell-out cnut. It's consensual politics just like he's argued for. He has every reason to be smiling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I don't even know why I was worried. I don't go to school any more. I've had a few dreams where I've been panicking because I have an exam soon which I haven't studied for or an essay or homework that I haven't done. Then I remember that I finished school 19 years ago! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Knee has been extremely sore since Saturday's match, I can barely walk up stairs. This problem has been occurring on and off for the last 6 months. Today the doc referred me for an MRI, possible problem "meniscal tear medial anterior left knee" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 This really gets me angry, how hard is it to put a number plate on the right way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 This really gets me angry, how hard is it to put a number plate on the right way. About as hard as it is to confuse "number plate" with "learner plate" clearly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Ireland. "Doing it wrong since 1916." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 About as hard as it is to confuse "number plate" with "learner plate" clearly. Even more angry now!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 About as hard as it is to confuse "number plate" with "learner plate" clearly. Bazinga 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Even more angry now!! I spent about 5 minutes looking at the number plates trying to see what was wrong with them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Some utter c**t hit my window with a stone the other night, breaking it so I'm now in the middle of making a claim to my insurers to get my living room window replaced. Then, 2 nights ago, some other utter c**t (could've been the same utter c**t for all I know) blew up a car about a hundred yards from my house. It must be the warm weather making the halfwits restless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Some utter c**t hit my window with a stone the other night, breaking it so I'm now in the middle of making a claim to my insurers to get my living room window replaced. Then, 2 nights ago, some other utter c**t (could've been the same utter c**t for all I know) blew up a car about a hundred yards from my house. It must be the warm weather making the halfwits restless. I'm glad I moved to Paisley! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I'm glad I moved to Paisley! You know my feelings on Paisley but, in this instance, I must admit that I'm surprised by these events. The shitehole threads on here are always full of arguments about how shite Clydebank is but I genuinely love where I live so I'm fucking lived at this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Some utter c**t hit my window with a stone the other night, breaking it so I'm now in the middle of making a claim to my insurers to get my living room window replaced. Then, 2 nights ago, some other utter c**t (could've been the same utter c**t for all I know) blew up a car about a hundred yards from my house. It must be the warm weather making the halfwits restless. FFS where do you live, downtown Baghdad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 FFS where do you live, downtown Baghdad? Close, Radnor Park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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