Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[Smurph]

I have a microwaveable lasagne microwaving just now. It takes ten minutes. There is nothing worth microwaving for ten minutes. Nothing. Microwaves should be on for three minutes max, then maybe another two minutes if it's something special. Never for ten. Ridiculous.

[Turbo_dee]

Has anybody seen or heard of the lee nelson show? Caught a glimpse of it there. f**k me, it's tragic.

[Reynard]

Went for a slash this morning when I woke up. Pished like a racehorse for what seemed like an eternity and then dropped my watch down the pan. So I had to fish it out and wash it and dry it and I don't want to bloody wear the thing now.

[Guest]

Woke up dying.

[turboshandy]

Woke up dying.

Better luck tomorrow.

[endieinreekie]

Woke up dying.

Your mum probably had your pillow placed gently over your face

[Raith Against The Machine]

I have a microwaveable lasagne microwaving just now. It takes ten minutes. There is nothing worth microwaving for ten minutes. Nothing. Microwaves should be on for three minutes max, then maybe another two minutes if it's something special. Never for ten. Ridiculous.

Ten minutes isn't a micromeal, that's cooking!

[Ad Lib]

Woke up dying.

Couldn't you have stayed asleep?

[Guest]

I wish

[Bibby]

I learned last night that a girl I went with three or four years ago now munches carpets.

I didn't think I was that bad!

[the jambo-rocker]

My parents have asked me to do a little song for their 25th anniversary party today. I know it's about 30-40 people, but this is my first song and it has only just been lately. It still more than enough people to f**k up in front off. I'm absolutely fearing for myself here.

[Guest]

I learned last night that a girl I went with three or four years ago now munches carpets.

I didn't think I was that bad!

I swear I'm not joking, the same thing happened to me a couple of years ago. I honestly think it was my fault though, I was a right c**t to her. Her burd is decent though! Trying to beast her.

Don't know what that says about us, mind.

[F_T_Y]

Fucking religous people man i was walking bout last night and they were standing on the street corner spouting there pish.I just kept asking him to explain a giraffe he got so annoyed .

Protip dont make eye contact with religous people,once you look into ther eyes is too late.

[Unleash The Nade]

I swear I'm not joking, the same thing happened to me a couple of years ago. I honestly think it was my fault though, I was a right c**t to her. Her burd is decent though! Trying to beast her.

Don't know what that says about us, mind.

I honestly don't think you're going to get many posters disagreeing with that statement

[Middleton Mouse]

Every time I work in a library for any length of time I get really bad joint pain in my hands. At the moment one of my fingers is really swollen and throbs like a lady dog every time I grip something or stretch it.

I got this years ago when I worked in the library full time but then it was my whole hand that was affected. I got sent for X rays and blood tests to see if they could determine the cause but before I could see a specialist I quit my job and began working in something totally different. By the time my appointment with the specialist came up the problem had cleared up on its own.

Now I’m back working in the library it’s flared up again. Once every 10 days or so it comes up and remains sore for around 3 days.

Pain in the neck or hand in this case. Wonder if it’s some kind of RSS.

[F_T_Y]

Every time I work in a library for any length of time I get really bad joint pain in my hands. At the moment one of my fingers is really swollen and throbs like a lady dog every time I grip something or stretch it.

I got this years ago when I worked in the library full time but then it was my whole hand that was affected. I got sent for X rays and blood tests to see if they could determine the cause but before I could see a specialist I quit my job and began working in something totally different. By the time my appointment with the specialist came up the problem had cleared up on its own.

Now I’m back working in the library it’s flared up again. Once every 10 days or so it comes up and remains sore for around 3 days.

Pain in the neck or hand in this case. Wonder if it’s some kind of RSS.

Could be worse you could have a hardback.

[Guest]

I honestly don't think you're going to get many posters disagreeing with that statement

Blair

[Bibby]

Blair

Nah. You are most definitely a nyaff.

[Unleash The Nade]

Every time I work in a library for any length of time I get really bad joint pain in my hands. At the moment one of my fingers is really swollen and throbs like a lady dog every time I grip something or stretch it.

I got this years ago when I worked in the library full time but then it was my whole hand that was affected. I got sent for X rays and blood tests to see if they could determine the cause but before I could see a specialist I quit my job and began working in something totally different. By the time my appointment with the specialist came up the problem had cleared up on its own.

Now I'm back working in the library it's flared up again. Once every 10 days or so it comes up and remains sore for around 3 days.

Pain in the neck or hand in this case. Wonder if it's some kind of RSS.

You might want to read a couple of detective novels to brush up on your powers of deduction as I feel there may be a strong link here

Edited June 26, 2010 by Unleash The Nade

[Unleash The Nade]

Nadal was 2 sets to 1 down at Wimbledon and under the cosh.

He feigns injury,calls on his trainer and upsets the other guys momentum.

Nadle,you're extremelly talented but a cheating Spanish b*****d,as this isnt the first time you've used this tactic.

BTW,running around like a maniac now after having a "thigh problem"